Numbuh 1 quotes from Codename: Kids Next Door

[berating her students] I'm very, very disappointed with you, class. Not one of you did your spelling homework, last night.

[heartbroken in tears of shame] Oh… But…

Except, of course, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.

Thank you, teacher-person. We enjoy doing homework so much, we did it sixty times.

This mission is over, guys. WET'S go!

[giggles] I just did!

[getting sprayed with the fountain of youth water by Leona] No, no, no!

'WEONA! PWEASE!'

Abigail, help!

Why should I, meanie-face?!

I was wrong! I should've trusted you guys!

Yeah, you should have. [starts walking away, is stopped by Baby Numbuh 4]

I thought you said we came here to save WEONA?

Change in PWANS! She's an adult, and a jerk! [starts walking away again, but Baby Numbuh 4 pulls on her sleeve]

But she wants to be a kid! A big kid once told me: "We save kids. That's our job!"

[in baby talk] How about you?

Kids Next Door... [suddenly smiles, makes fists, and waves them in the air] Battle stations!

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Fellow Kids Next Door members, it has been an honor to battle adult tyranny alongside such brave warriors.

Ooh, kitten? Did you get me a kitten? Did you? Did you? Did you?

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[ignoring Numbuh 3] So... it is with a heavy heart that I must RESIGN from the Kids Next Door... effective immediately.

Ooh, I know, I know! You brought me a parrot! Oh, they're so cute and wiggly!

[to Numbuh 1] Hold up. So we made you go to the stupid beach. That's not bad enough for you to just quit...

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This is a private matter, Numbuh 5. I'm sorry.

Dude! You can't just quit!

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Watch me. [leaves]

Guys! I found this in Numbuh 1's room! [hands out a letter]

Let me see that! [reads the letter] "Leave your team behind or we'll put your behind in the school yearbook?"

What does that mean?

I have no ide- [takes out a very interesting photo and had mixed emotions] Ew. Oh… oh no...! Is that Nigel's heiny?

[looks at the picture] Wow. That is one big butt!

Ja! One Big Butt...

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[to the Delightful Children; coldly] You're despicable.

Thank you, Nigel. Won't you come in? And we'll discuss the terms of your surrender. [Numbuh 1 remorsefully walks in]

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It's a lie! It's a lie! Everything you know is a lie! We have to rise up! Stop the oppression! Rise up, rise up, rise up and- [Realizes how silly he looks to his history class] But I was just getting to the good part!

Mr. Uno, that report has absolutely nothing to do with the Declaration of Independence.

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Doesn't it, Mr. Frybingle?

I liked the part with the giant robot war. [Starts mimicking machine gun noises]

Well I like when my students actually use their textbooks to write a report, and not their ridiculous imaginations! So I'm giving you [Numbuh One] a double F minus. [Bell rings]

Aw, he's crazy, Numbuh 1! How could he not like the part with the water balloons?

[Picks apple up off of desk, which turns out to be not a fruit but a phone] They know...

Nice bra, teenager!

Thanks. Battle-Ready-Armor makes such good disguises, don't you think?

Mushi Sanban

You're getting MARRIED?

No!

Mushi Sanban

But that knight said,

Ugh, It's a long story, OK!

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Any ideas?

I say we kick the crud out of them!

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Simple.

We could ask them really nicely if they would just share the cake!

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Simple MINDED.

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Since that plan went up in smoke, we to back to our original plan.

We ask them to share?

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No, we beat the crud out of them!

Now we're talking!

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We storm their castle, kick their butts, and then it's cake for lunch!

I can think of a bazillion cooler places than the Rainbow Monkey fair-and-share fair! I could be back at the treehouse, working with Numbuh 2 on our giant wrestling robot right now! But, no! Instead, I'm stuck here in a "girly, woovey, Rainbow Monkey world." Rainbow Monkeys are so… STUPID!!!! [echoes]

[enraged] Don't ever, ever call Rainbow Monkeys stupid!

Und vhy is zis candy is so important to you?

I am saving for a special occasion.

Sorry I was late Numbuh 1, I have to pick up yo gift.

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Blurpleberry, Yuck!, You know I prefer cherry.