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Morgan Grimes quotes from Chuck

Played by Joshua Gomez · 85 quotes · page 6 of 6

Morgan Grimes

Played by Joshua Gomez

Chuck · 457 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Chuck: in 85 of its 457 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck Bartowski (38), John Casey (19), Sarah Walker (7)

Scenes with Morgan Grimes 75

Morgan

I haven't seen this routine in a long time. We used to call this routine, 'The Routine'.

That's very creative.

Morgan

Chuck had quite a reputation as a hacker. You know? They used to call him, The Piranha. Swordfish, right. The movie, is based on him. We don't talk about it cause he didn't think it was an A plus film.

Well I thought it was petty good.

Morgan

Yeah it was okay. It's pothole and hacker scenes were just like...

[Takes off headphones] Haha, someone coded the name into the telex script. The inside joke for anyone running viral counter measures. [Puts headphones back on]

Morgan

Piranha got into a coding session, he can get a bit...giddy.

That's actually pretty cute.

Morgan

It's also super nerdy.

It's definitely that too.

VVerbanski

We coulda been something.

Still can be.

VVerbanski

Perhaps someday. Surveillance changes shifts in two minutes. We gotta get into the heating ducts before they realize you're gone.

You're gonna break me out alone?

VVerbanski

No. I found someone who cares about you as much as I do.

Huh

Morgan

Prisoner transfer from CB-11 section 3-8

MOMan on Radio

Copy that.

Morgan

I missed you, big guy.

[in the basement, seeing paint on the back of Lester's shirt] What the...? [He turns around and feels and smells the wall] It's still wet.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Remember when I was in Pine Ridge?

The...mental institution? Yeah.

It was so dreary, they'd actually put fake backdrops in the windows.

That's pretty cruel.

I always knew it was fake.

Um, where are we going with this, buddy?

[grabs a dumbbell] I guess what I'm trying to say is...it's not always easy to trick a mental patient. [He punches through the wall with the dumbbell and discovers the Castle, where Chuck, Sarah and Morgan are sitting] I knew it! We were right! Lester!

[Morgan quickly shoots a tranq dart into Jeff's neck, who falls to the ground unconscious.]

Jeffrey!

[Morgan shoots another dart at Lester's head. He falls as well.]

Morgan

Oh, crap. I mean, we've got a problem.

Yeah, I'd call it that.

Morgan

Well, I love it. You know how I feel about bullets, which is to say – negatively. This is fantastic.

Where do I fit in? What am I? Chief Googler?

Well actually you'll be doing a lot of the same stuff you already do.

Yeah. I mean we're still gonna need fields ops to recover stolen systems and breaching companies' security to find their weak spots…

[Grunts] Hmmm...

Morgan

Plus, wouldn't it be lovely not to get shot at?

Exactly. Aren't you sick of being shot at?

Or getting shot. I mean, you get shot a lot.

Not considering how much I get shot at.

[Agreeably] Hmm

[Agreeably] Hmm

[Everyone sips coffee.]:

Morgan

Okay, think about Alex. Do you know how happy she will be knowing you're not out there doing scary stuff?

[Considers. Grunts] All right, I'll think about it. But one thing's for sure, if we go through with this, no more Buy More. We don't need a cover. Let's kick the creepy cousin out of the family.

Morgan

[Pensively] Wow. No more Buy More.

Morgan

Wow. It's all ending, huh?

What are you babbling about?

Morgan

Just getting nostalgic, you know? Quinn's dead, Sarah's home safe, so we're done, man. No more missions.

No more gunplay.

Morgan

Think about it, Casey. Five years. I went from pip-squeaky sidekick to this. And you, you were the most cold-blooded sniper in the whole world and now you're scrubbing our floors.

Well, if you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors. would I? Do you really think I've changed?

Morgan

Tell me why you are not returning Alex's phone calls. OK, she is worried sick about you. All she knows is you're gone, running covert missions.

They call them covert, numbnuts, because you don't tell anyone about them.

Morgan

She's your daughter.

She's a liability.

Morgan

Wow.

I didn't mean that, it's just that I have to be ruthless.

Morgan

What about Chuck and Sarah? Liability too? Right. Good. By all means lock 'em up, throw away the key. Lock away your feelings, forget everything that we've been through and you be ruthless.

You just don't understand, do you? I got soft. I lost my edge.

Morgan

Your team was your edge, you giant jackass. What is wrong with you man? You want to find Quinn, you know who to call. But don't you dare try to blame this on us because you're afraid. That right, you're afraid that when you're with us, that's when you're the best. And that's the truth man!

Hmmm.

Morgan

That's it, no response or anything?

Screw it.

Morgan

Screw what, John?

The court-martial....I'm in.

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