[Sarah ambushes Morgan in his office]
MorganOh, Sarah..man...
We need to have a conversation.
Morgan
Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.
I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony, The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?
Morgan
Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.
Chuck is planning to propose at the Chateau and I want your intel.
Morgan
Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?
I'm a spy. I hate surprises.
Morgan
Okay. Chuck told me about your parent's proposal. I'm sorry, it will be better than that.
Oh God. I never should have told him that stupid story.
Morgan
Probably not, probably not. But you did, and it's the whole reason we called off our restaurant proposal...
What? Wait. Chuck was planning on proposing at the restaurant?
Morgan
What's wrong with me? I cannot keep my mouth shut.
No. No. It's good. It's good that you told me.
Morgan
Look Sarah. The whole reason Chuck is doing this proposal is to wipe the slate clean. Alright? It's all for you. And it's going to be amazing. It's going to be romantic. It's going to be everything you want.
Okay. I am taking control of this operation. Morgan, you are now working for me.
Morgan
Okay. Kind of like a double agent.
Exactly. We are going to make this proposal happen for Chuck's sake.
Morgan
Yeah.
[Morgan is moving out]
Morgan
I don't know. I gotta finish packing up and then I'm gonna head out that door dude, and I'm just gonna open myself up to the universe.
So, moving to your mom's?
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.
Grimes. Are you leveraging me, to stay in my apartment?
Morgan
I don't ah. Am I? Let's say I was. Is it working?
Okay. You can stay at my place as long as you keep quiet. Don't tell anyone, especially Bartowski.
Morgan
Oh God Casey, you have no idea what this means to me. Come here.
Don't get too excited, I'm keeping you close to make sure you keep your mouth shut. Because if you don't, I know where you live.
[outside Morgan and Casey's shared apartment] Let me in!
Morgan
Over my dead body Chuck.
[breaking in through the ceiling] How about over your tranqed body?
Morgan
You were distracting me so she could break in.
Chuck Yeah.
Morgan
Clever girl. You using the five millimeter darts?
Morgan
Please tell Casey I put up a good fight! [Sarah tranquilizes him]
Morgan
[to Brody] Most important graphic novelist: Grant Morrison or Moore/Gibbons?
BBrody
Kind of a Brian Vaughan man, myself.
[interrupts a disapproving Morgan] Actually... I've always secretly felt that way.
[Chuck and Brody nod in agreement]
Morgan
Pre-nup? Jeez, I thought things were going so well.
She's just taking precautions. Half of all maarriages go down.
Well, it's good to see yours is going so well.
Morgan
Hilarious. But you know what? It works. So you, spending a little money on the side. Gambling debts I don't know about?
Of course not. You know me. I don't know why she'd do this.
Morgan
Look something's got your girl's dukes up, okay? Get the facts. [to Casey] Smaller bites please.
Don't henpeck! You overanalyze everything. Bartowski. You talk every issue to death. It's exhausting.
Morgan
It's exhausting just sitting here.
Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.
Morgan
Yeah Chuck, be cool.
Morgan
I thought we were past this. We're roomies. You've been training me hard. I've been in danger a ton of times. You love the Snack Packs I bring on missions. So why, suddenly, are you being this big jerk to me?
It's Alex. She's worried about you.
Morgan
Oh, wait, wait , wait. Okay, Okay. You're telling me you are being a jerk because you care?
Yeah. Fat load of good it's done me too. I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens, I can't protect you... then I broken a promise to my daughter.
Morgan
I see your dilemma.
Morgan
Everything is gonna be fine, trust me. Nothing will go wrong. Why did I just say that?
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