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Played by Adam Baldwin · 135 quotes · page 9 of 9

John Casey

Played by Adam Baldwin

Chuck · 457 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Chuck: in 135 of its 457 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck Bartowski (63), Sarah Walker (41), Morgan Grimes (19)

Scenes with John Casey 110

I thought we were past this. We're roomies. You've been training me hard. I've been in danger a ton of times. You love the Snack Packs I bring on missions. So why, suddenly, are you being this big jerk to me?

Casey

It's Alex. She's worried about you.

Oh, wait, wait , wait. Okay, Okay. You're telling me you are being a jerk because you care?

Casey

Yeah. Fat load of good it's done me too. I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens, I can't protect you... then I broken a promise to my daughter.

I see your dilemma.

Casey

Yeah.

Everything is gonna be fine, trust me. Nothing will go wrong. Why did I just say that?

Casey

Hmmmm.

[Mary and Casey help Chuck and Hartley escape]

[to Hartley] You and Chuck need to break into Volkoff Industries. There'll be lots of security there, so you'll have to go as your old self.

HHartley

[his true identity having been restored] Of course, as Volkoff.

Yes, but he's not you. He's a mean, dictatorial, conniving...

...manipulative, amoral...

Casey

...limey with relatively good teeth.

HHartley

Sounds like I was a monster.

AAll

You were.

[ Morgan text dumps Alex]

Casey

What do you want me to do? You want me to kill him? 'Cause I'll kill him. Better yet, let's keep him alive. You can work him over for a while.

No, Dad I don't want you to hurt Morgan. I love him. I just don't understand how he can be so awful, you know?

Casey

Just tell me what to do.

I just don't understand. I just want the old Morgan back, you know?

Casey

I know it hurts honey. We Casey's don't like to open up and make ourselves vulnerable, because once someone does, rips our heart out and stomps on it in front of our eyes, it can be the worst torture of all. Just want you to know that I'm always here for you. Always will be.

VVerbanski

We coulda been something.

Casey

Still can be.

VVerbanski

Perhaps someday. Surveillance changes shifts in two minutes. We gotta get into the heating ducts before they realize you're gone.

Casey

You're gonna break me out alone?

VVerbanski

No. I found someone who cares about you as much as I do.

Casey

Huh

Prisoner transfer from CB-11 section 3-8

MOMan on Radio

Copy that.

I missed you, big guy.

Casey

Can't do it, Walker. Sometimes Gertrude, she doesn't listen to what I'm trying to tell her.

I can sympathize.

Casey

Thank you.

But you're putting on that bathing suit.

Casey

Like hell.

This is a dream mission, Casey, and I'm not gonna let you screw it up. Do you know how many skimpy outfits I have had to put on for this team? Did you hear me complain when I had to wear a catsuit or seven inch platform high heels or a belly dancer's outfit?

Casey

Belly dancer's outfit?

Okay, that was private. Just put on the banana hammock and stop whining.

Casey

You okay, Walker? You seem a little emotional these days?

Shut up.

What did we talk about at the restaurant? What did we talk about? Are you using this? [Draws heart shape on Casey's chest] I think you owe it to our client! Listen to her signals, what is it she's really telling you?

Casey

You think I need to be more sensitive. Be more in tune with my girlfriend's emotions. You're one to talk.

What's that suppose to mean?

Casey

Means you've got your head so far up your new care manifesto, you haven't realized your own wife thinks she's pregnant, and is hiding it from you.

What? Are you crazy? There's no way...there's no way she could be pregnant. I would have to be the most clueless, insensitive, uncaring.....

Arr, Chuck!

Well, I love it. You know how I feel about bullets, which is to say – negatively. This is fantastic.

Casey

Where do I fit in? What am I? Chief Googler?

Well actually you'll be doing a lot of the same stuff you already do.

Yeah. I mean we're still gonna need fields ops to recover stolen systems and breaching companies' security to find their weak spots…

Casey

[Grunts] Hmmm...

Plus, wouldn't it be lovely not to get shot at?

Exactly. Aren't you sick of being shot at?

Or getting shot. I mean, you get shot a lot.

Casey

Not considering how much I get shot at.

[Agreeably] Hmm

[Agreeably] Hmm

[Everyone sips coffee.]:

Okay, think about Alex. Do you know how happy she will be knowing you're not out there doing scary stuff?

Casey

[Considers. Grunts] All right, I'll think about it. But one thing's for sure, if we go through with this, no more Buy More. We don't need a cover. Let's kick the creepy cousin out of the family.

[Pensively] Wow. No more Buy More.

[about Jeff and Lester] I've worked with those guys for years. They may seem like botulism victims, but they're loyal. They can do it.

Casey

Lester, I'm gonna tell you something I never dreamed I'd tell you. Never dreamed I'd have to tell you. But the situation is extreme. This is Colonel John Casey of the National Security Agency.

That is so funny. There's a John Casey who works at Buy More.

Casey

That's me you idiot. I'm NSA. Sarah Walker, Chuck Bartowski, they're CIA.

They are so not.

Casey

They are "so" so, you colossal dope. Now I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.

Canada?

Casey

Patel, listen up. You do what I tell you, I'll make you a hero.

It's the call.

Casey

Go to my Crown Vic.

Wow. It's all ending, huh?

Casey

What are you babbling about?

Just getting nostalgic, you know? Quinn's dead, Sarah's home safe, so we're done, man. No more missions.

Casey

No more gunplay.

Think about it, Casey. Five years. I went from pip-squeaky sidekick to this. And you, you were the most cold-blooded sniper in the whole world and now you're scrubbing our floors.

Casey

Well, if you would use a plate when you're eating taquitos, I wouldn't have to scrub the floors. would I? Do you really think I've changed?

[Casey enters Sarah's apartment]

Casey

Figure I'd find you here. You can put the knife down, I'm not here to fight. What do you remember about me?

Your reputation mostly. Unfriendly, unforgiving... and unquestioning about your orders.

Casey

That's funny. When we met, people said the same about you. Probably why we never got along.

Well, if we didn't get along, then why are you here?

Casey

[pulls out envelope ] I guess Bartowski's made us both a little soft. [puts envelope on table] Beckman's got a new job for me... but these past five years, we changed, you know? We became friends. Take care of yourself Walker.

Tell me why you are not returning Alex's phone calls. OK, she is worried sick about you. All she knows is you're gone, running covert missions.

Casey

They call them covert, numbnuts, because you don't tell anyone about them.

She's your daughter.

Casey

She's a liability.

Wow.

Casey

I didn't mean that, it's just that I have to be ruthless.

What about Chuck and Sarah? Liability too? Right. Good. By all means lock 'em up, throw away the key. Lock away your feelings, forget everything that we've been through and you be ruthless.

Casey

You just don't understand, do you? I got soft. I lost my edge.

Your team was your edge, you giant jackass. What is wrong with you man? You want to find Quinn, you know who to call. But don't you dare try to blame this on us because you're afraid. That right, you're afraid that when you're with us, that's when you're the best. And that's the truth man!

Casey

Hmmm.

That's it, no response or anything?

Casey

Screw it.

Screw what, John?

Casey

The court-martial....I'm in.

Casey

I gotta go. I can smell it coming. You're gonna get weepy and emotional. I'll just skip that part. I'll see you when I see you, Bartowski, Huh?

Goodbye, Casey!

Casey

There's one thing Russians do well — it's give good hugs.

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