Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

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[the flight attendant pulls a weapon on Chuck] I am so writing a letter to the airline about this.

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I don't care who you were, I know who you are. And you're not in this alone.

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[to Casey] We gotta get you reinstated, buddy. Without a license to kill you're a menace to society.

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This is gonna be your favorite song. [plays "Feeling Good" by Nina Simone]

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Man pastries for breakfast every morning, Europe is genius!

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No, no I'm not letting you shoot a tiger. They're endangered and majestic.

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[voice-over] My name is Chuck Bartowski, and if you're reading this, it means I'm already dead. I don't know what will end up killing me but I've chosen to be a spy, and there are consequences to that. It may be my emotions that end up doing me in or a slip-up, trying to protect my friends or my family who never wanted me to be a part of this. Or it could be the thing I never saw coming, but I know it's coming.

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[over the radio] Look, clearly you have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.

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[Mary is driving nearly 100 mph and aiming her gun at him] Mom? You hit one pot-hole and this ride gets very messy very quick.

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[to Sarah, after Casey's pep talk] I don't need a balcony and I don't need a sunset. We have each other and that is all that matters.

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[about his secret way of communicating with Sarah] Right now, she's telling me she loves me. Or she's buying a Buick...I can't really tell.

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[to Sarah] Do our wedding colors remind you of socialism?

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Right my vows. My turn for vows. They just don't cut it. I'm sorry , Sarah. How do I express the depth of my love for you. Or my dreams for our future, or the fact that I will fight for you every day. Or that our kids will be like little superheroes with little capes and stuff like that. Words can't express that. Don't do it justice. they just don't cut it. So no vows. I'll just prove it to you every day for the rest of our lives. You can count on me.

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[about the Intersect] ....scary, exciting, your hormones are all out of whack, you're really discovering your body!

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Perving out on Gertrude. Weird move Casey.