Chuck Bartowski quotes from Chuck

Chuck

[while Sarah is about to leaving for a mission] What am I, what do I say? What do we...?

Sarah

I love you.

Chuck

That's good. I love you. I like that. I love you, too. Be safe, okay?

Sarah

Nothing is gonna keep me from coming back to you.

Chuck

Better not.

Morgan

I get it, I know. You promised her you weren't gonna be a spy, you know? So she clearly cannot know about our little rogue spy team that we're gonna start here outside of the government, secret to the spy world, team of two, army of one, highway to the danger zone, live free or die hard...

Chuck

Buddy?

Morgan

Yeah.

Chuck

This is not the opening of a TV show. This is real life.

Chuck

[As Sarah is defusing a bomb] Sarah, listen, I cannot die without you knowing that I accept you for who you are. Your weird unpacking habits, it doesn't matter to me. Nothing matters. I still love you.

Sarah

You still love me?

Chuck

Sorry, what? What? Did I? Those weren't the best last words, were they?

One of our agents was killed in Milan last night while he was tracking this woman: Sofia Stepanova. [Beckman flashes photos of a scantily clad Stepanova]

Chuck

Heyo. Who do we have taking our surveillance pics? Because those are tremendous! Can you see the way...

Chuck

What? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, clearly...is she in a bathing suit? I didn't even notice that the first time.

We can all acknowledge that Ms. Stepanova is quite...fetching.

Sarah

Chuck, unless you want Beckman to know that we're looking for your mom, we don't have the authority to interrogate Chandler.

Chuck

Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we? She knows my mom.

Sarah

Fine, but you can't just whip questions out to somebody like Heather Chandler. It's not gonna work. This needs to be a real interrogation.

Chuck

Good cop, bad cop.

Sarah

How about tough cop, silent cop?

Chuck

Okie dokie, which one am I?

Sarah

The other night, when you repeated what Awesome said about us being next having kids. It scared me.

Chuck

Okay.

Sarah

And I wanted to tell you earlier but, um, I didn't. And I've thinking about it all day long.

Chuck

And Heather kept poking the topic with a needle. You're nothing like her.

Sarah

For a long time, I was exactly like her. And it took me a night in the guts of the building to realize that I'm not anymore. At all. And I don't want to be. But I do need to take things slow.

Chuck

I'm not ready for parenthood either. One day, hopefully. But not now. Not yet, anyway. Who are we kidding? I'm barely on solid food myself.

Chuck

You tell me "ready or not ready".

Sarah

Okay.

Chuck

We're on a trip. One of us forgets our toothbrush. Do we share?

Sarah

I am ready to share your toothbrush.

Chuck

Oh, oh, using the bathroom. Door open or shut?

Sarah

Door shut! Always.

Chuck

Preferably with the sink running or the radio on.

Sarah

Yes.

Chuck

[Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.

Casey

Casey. What do you need?

Sarah

A little bored, Casey?

Casey

Dear God, give me something to do!

Chuck

We are crap communicators.

Sarah

What?

Chuck

Why are we so afraid to talk about the whole ring thing, you know? I mean we're in love, you wear your teeth-bleaching system in front of me... We should be able to talk, no?

Chuck

Well, in the meantime, let's keep going with the questions, heh? What are five words you'd use to describe your partner?

Sarah

Brunette... Tall...

Chuck

Mmmmkay, yeah, good, close. But what about like charming, terminally handsome, incredibly intelligent...

Chuck

So, where were we on the conversations?

Sarah

Personal time.

Chuck

Oh yes, yes. Morgan is going to need at least five hours of my time every week for Halo purposes.

Sarah

And I need thirty minutes of complete silence before sleep.

Chuck

Which is going to be a challenge with my cuddling needs.

Chuck

I can't bear the thought of you getting hurt. If this thing goes off so, I want you to go. Now, please. Save yourself.

Sarah

OK, you know what? You could have told me that before I climbed under those lasers.

Chuck

I.. What I was... I...

Sarah

Chuck, you are being ridiculous! C'mon! Even for a man that is trying to free himself from high-tech explosives. Casey and I know the risk but of course we are gonna help you. This is your mom.

Chuck

I love you, you know that? And... And I'd say that even if you weren't in the process of saving my life right now. Which, does by the way, make you about 20-25% sexier in my book. All right, 50.

Chuck

[About Alex] Still haven't told Casey yet, huh?

Morgan

No.

Chuck

Well, be careful how you break the news to him. He might kill you accidentally.

Sarah

Is this the part where I'm supposed to ask you what you're thinking about?

Chuck

My mom. I thought she was a prisoner that needed to be saved, and...then I come to find out she's just one of the bad guys.

Sarah

Chuck, we don't know what side your mom is on.

Chuck

Maybe not. But there's one thing I do know. In order to find the one person who...left me, I've endangered the lives of everyone who would never leave me. Morgan, Casey, you. I'm gonna stop looking for my mom.

Sarah

No. Chuck...

Chuck

No, it's okay. I thought I had to bring my family back together, but I don't. You guys, Awesome, Ellie, you're my family. I love you.

Sarah

I love you. I'll see you inside.

Chuck

Yeah.

Chuck

Hello.

Mary

Hello, Chuck. It's your mother.

Sarah

What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Chuck

I just talked to one. That was my mom.