I don't want-
LMLo Mein
NO! Sit down. It's story time.
Did someone say stories? About Mung's past?
Ooh! Radda!
HHamhock
Stories? We like stories! Right, Marzipan City?
[Mazipan City cheers]
S2 E7The Party Cruise / Won Ton Bombs
What the heck are those?
LMLo Mein
Those are LADIES.
Ladies?
LMLo Mein
No, no, no. LADIES.
LLady
Oh my! I could order a million of you!!!
LADIES!!!
Oh, ladies! You want some squats with that order? [starts squatting]
Chowder! If I met my past self, it could unravel the space-time continuum.
But what does the space-time condiminium have to do with...wait? What're we talking about?
Chowder, listen very carefully. If we alter anything here in the past, it will erase our reality in the present.
[gasps] IT'S YOU AS A KID! You were so green! So...greeeeen... [starts running towards Young Mung frantically] Hiiii. I'm Chooooowder. I know you in the fuuuuutuuure! Fuuuutuure! [Mung pulls Chowder away] FUTURE!
Remember what I've told you, Chowder.
Never eat barbed wire.
Now, Chowder! Do it, now!
[rips off his clothes and runs around naked] Label! Label, label, label! I need a label! Something that tells me what I am! Am I a rabbit? A cat? A baby hippopotamus? This is so uncomfortable! Somebody please label me before it's too late!
[Mung quickly switches the bad Won Ton Bomb dish with the good Won Ton Bomb dish]
[whispers] I've got it, Chowder!
[calmly] That is all.
S2 E11The Dinner Theatre
I did not! [gets interrupted by kissing noises, a lip monster is seen making kissing noises]
LMLip Monster
Kiss, kiss. Hiya, toots! [farts twice]
[screams in shock and runs away] GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!!!!!
S2 E13The Snail Car / The Lollistops
[looks at the door as Truffles do the same thing that he does] Boy, they must be searching for gold in there.
I hope they find some, I forgot my textbook.
Kimchi, I've gotta find a way to break my teeth. [Kimchi pulls out a hammer] A hammer? this'll work great! [hammers a picture which says "HANG IN THERE BABY"] Hmm. I wonder if I'll find a way to break my teeth.
Do regular doctors have Lollistops?
No, just sharks and those under he wouldn't touch impressively. Ugh!
More teeth?
S2 E14Endive's Dirty Secret / Big Food
WHOA, THAT WAS Close!
You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-
[gasps] R-Radda!!
Shnitzel, what are you talking about?
Rad-da!
What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-
Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!
Oh, if only I had a camera!
Radda, radda.
Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.
[Camera shutter clicking]
[gasps] No! [growling]
Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?
[Miss Endive hovers over Mung in anger]
BBoth
[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.
What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!
[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!
We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.
Never! Give me that camera!
Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.
You wouldn't dare.
Try me.
No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!
[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!
What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?
Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!
Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!
[Miss Endive breathes heavily]
Well, hello, Endive.
How could you show that?! Give it to me!
Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.
I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!
Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!
Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!
S2 E15Paint the Town / The Blackout
[after arriving in Chowderland] Honey, you're not gonna believe what Chowder has done!
How do you know it's Chowder?
He signed his name on the lower right-hand corner.
[bumps into something in the darkness] I need some light. [walks off and comes back, carrying Gorgonzola] That's better.
Put me down, Chowder! [frees himself from Chowder's hands; walking away] Leave me out of your silly cartoon! You gotta be crazy to be out here. Everyone knows all the weirdos come out during the blackouts.
Weirdos?
[screams in surprise; frightened] Yeah. The darkness draws them out. They roam the streets looking for people who have boring conversations with.
Ah, that's not true. You're just trying to scare me.
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