[During the end credits]
PCPuppet Chowder
Shnitzel, Shnitzel, pull my finger!
PCPuppet Chowder
I'll be your best friend.
PCPuppet Chowder
PULL…MY…FINGER!
PSPuppet Shnitzel
Radda, radda, radda!
PCPuppet Chowder
[begging] Come on!
PSPuppet Shnitzel
[annoyingly grabs Puppet Chowder's finger and his whole arm comes off] Radda.
PCPuppet Chowder
Maybe you better get some tape.
Oh, why was I cursed like this, Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.
Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.
No, I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!
You could be if you tried.
Chowder, I'm not going to make this ridiculous chain recipe.
[gasps loudly in shock] But-but-but-but-but-but what about the bad luck?!
[ripping up the letter] There is no such thing as luck, good or bad. There, you see. [notices a paper cut on his finger] Oh, frapplesauce! I got a paper cut!
[gasps in horror] It's begun!
The bad luck, since Mung won't make a chain recipe.
If Mung won't make the chain recipe, then Mung WILL make the chain recipe!
CCColonel Chicken Chowder
I declare I do not understand I declare.
That's because you're not supposed to understand until after the wipe.
CCColonel Chicken Chowder
Oh.
[Later that night...]
[to Truffles] Is he asleep?
Better. He went into the bathroom.
That means we have a good three hours to pull this off. Ready?
CTChowder & Truffles
[high-five each other] Break!
[dressed up and impersonating Mung Daal] Oh, look at me. I'm Chef Mung Daal. Notice my fancy mustache, pointy ears, and girlish legs.
[pointing the spotlight on him] And the liver spots! Don't forget the liver spots!
Tonight, I am going to kick this chain recipe of Smeanut Blutter Flookies with my young apprentice, Chowder.
[dressed up in Chowder's clothes and hat; annoyed] Radda.
No, Shnitzel. I say things like, "Awesome!" And "Please!" And "Talk to the hand, girlfriend!" And... [spits while spinning his head] And "Well, shoot." Now you try.
[dragging ingredients for the chain recipe while dressed up as Shnitzel] Why do I got to be Shnitzel? All I say is, "Radda radda this" and "Radda radda that."
"'Radda radda this' and 'Radda radda that.'" Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda radda radda!
Oh, yes, trust me, you do!
[sniffles shamefully] Ra.
Now, let's make that chain recipe once and for all!
PPorridge
[rubbing his nose] No. I'm a foreign exchange apprentice. My name is Porridge, and I'm living with Kimchi's family for the summer. Huh. Who are you supposed to be?
I'm supposed to be Chowder, Kimchi's best friend.
PPorridge
Ha! No, who are you really?
Ch-Chowder, Kimchi's best friend.
PPorridge
Well, I guess if you say so. Dinner has already begun.
[Chowder, Porridge, Kimchi and his family eat dinner around the table]
Yes, Kimchi's mom. Yes, I do think Kimchi's...new bride is...beautiful. Just can it, Kimchi. She's got a bag over her head. I bet she's all warty, or has an extra eye.
PPorridge
Actually, Chowder, the rich and ancient culture of Kimchi's people FORBIDS the groom from seeing his bride's face before the wedding.
Wow! So is she burned with acid?
PPorridge
Yes, that is also tradition.
How do you know all this junk about Kimchi's culture? Kimchi never talks about any of this stuff.
PPorridge
That's because Kimchi's ashamed of his culture. Why else would he leave his home and his two loving parents, and always go live with an outsider with weird hat, like YOU?
Is this true, Kimchi? Is my hat weird?
PPorridge
If you were really Kimchi's friend, you would know better than to be friends with him.
But Kimchi always said in his culture, if someone saves your life, you have to be their friend until you can return the favor and save theirs!
PPorridge
[gasps] Are you saying you saved Kimchi's life?
[pulls Chowder away from Marmalade] Oh, there you are Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] GIRLFRIEND.
Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.
MMarmalade
Try me and convict me.
[laughs; then firmly] Chowder, you get back over here, right this second.
But can I have more than one friend who's a girl?
No, don't test me, Chowder.
What flavor lipstick are you wearing?
Smackdown. Now get over here.
Um, I think I'd prefer to stay with starwbarbelberry.
Chowder, [through gritted teeth] do not make me...
Panini, Panini, what comes after number 29?
