[angrily] You heard me! Never that phrase again. [points to cow]
Wait, how'd a cow get in here?
Chowder!
S2 E5Chowder's Catering Company / The Catch Phrase
S2 E6The Hot Date / Shopping Spree
[Fivesday, 3:45 P.M.; Marzipan City Police Department]
[holding up two pairs of pants while in his underwear] Quick! I need everybody's attention. Stop whatever you're doing! I need to know which pair of pants go with this shirt I'm wearing. Seriously, you guys! I need help. I got a blind date in a few hours, and I want to look hot!
Hot date! [chanting] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
PJOfficer PB&J
Make sure you pat her on the back and burp her. I love it when my mommy does that.
COfficer Cheesesteak
Both pants look really nice. They both look really expensive. I wish I had nice things, but instead I have two cats, two expensive cats.
SLOfficer Snow Leopard
Well, if you ask me, a flat-front pant never goes out of style.
LMOfficer Loose Meat
Look, Sarge, a woman doesn't care about how a guy is dressed on her first date, only that he pays attention to her.
And how would you know that?
LMOfficer Loose Meat
Hello?! I'm a woman.
You are?
LMOfficer Loose Meat
[close up on her face] Yes!
PBOfficer Po-boy
Just remember, girls love it when you're a real jerk to 'em. Works for me every time. [sulking] That's a lie. I'm so lonely.
BCBeaver Cop
Beaver Cop says, you should arrest her and force her to go out with you. I'm Beaver Cop.
Look, this is getting me nowhere. I haven't had a date in twelve years, okay? Twelve! That's a long time! That's 84 in dog years!
[The telephone rings and Officer Sloppy Joe answers it]
Hello? Marzipan Police Department.
[covered in chocolate pudding] Can't you see I'm completely covered in pudding?!
Pudding! [chanting] Pudding! Pudding! Pudding! [picks up Endive and eats the pudding off her]
Officer Grinder, no! Put that citizen down! That's in order. [Officer Grinder sets Endive down] Sorry about that.
It's okay. I think he worked out the knot in my back. [falls flat on the ground with a clang]
[while being dragged by Officers Monte Cristo and Sloppy Joe] I know my rights! I wanna call my lawyer!
[sobbing while being wheeled by Officer Po-boy and Beaver Cop] Radda radda radda radda!
[while being carried by Officer Cheesesteak] THIS IS TRAUMATIZING ME! Now I'm gonna grow up to be strange and socially awkward!
[Truffles barks crazily like a mad dog while being hauled away by Officers Grinder, Loose Meat, and Snow Leopard]
[viciously with a fiery background] BRING OUT THE GUILTY VERMIN AND LET THE SKIES RAIN DOWN WITH THEIR TEARS!!!
PCPuppet Clock
You're gonna be late. For your date! FOR YOUR DATE!
[interrogating Shnitzel] All right, tough guy. You better come clean right now, 'cause your little friend over there just spilled the beans.
[Chowder is standing next to a spilled bean jar as Officer Po-boy scoops it all up with a shovel]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What is going on here?! Has he confessed yet to desecrating my beautiful pool?!
Only if you admit that you filled my air conditioner with marshmallows! [flashback to him, Chowder, Shnitzel, and the kitchen covered in marshmallows] Endive!
Never! I want you to pay for having my pool cleaned!
Only if you pay for the buckets of tears I cry every time I see your face!
Only if you pay for the barf bags people use after they eat your cooking!
ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE EXTRA ZIP CODE FOR YOUR BIG MOUTH!
So, does this happen a lot?
COfficer Cheesesteak
Only to the sarge.
Why do women hate him?
COfficer Cheesesteak
I don't know. They just do. They just do.
[The delivery man taps on Mung's shoulder]
[with his new plastic surgery face] Can I help you?
DMDelivery Man
I'm here to deliver your order of momatoes.
Oh, you can put them over there between the 75 massage chairs and the 33 tiger statues.
DMDeliver Man
Okay, that'll be 47 dallops.
Coming right up, my good man. [hums as he checks the money in the money box, but finds it empty; stops humming, freaking out] WE'RE OUT OF MONEY!!!
CRChowder and Robot
WHAT?!
SSchnitzel
RADDA?!
[grabs the delivery man; shaking in fear] DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, MAN?!
DMDelivery Man
You're not getting your delivery of momatoes?!
NO! WORSE THAN THAT!
DMDelivery Man
Your wife is gonna kill you when she finds out you spent all of the money?!
EVEN WORSE THAN THAT!!!
DMDelivery Man
EVEN WORSE?! [stops himself] I give up. What?
No money means...
[The scene changes to the voice actors of the main characters]
DSDwight Schultz (Mung Daal)
...no animation!
TSTara Strong (Truffles)
What are we gonna do?
JDJohn DiMaggio (Shnitzel)
Radda radda.
DSDwight Schultz (Mung Daal)
No, we are not going home! We've got to save the show.
NJNicky Jones (Chowder)
But where are we gonna get the money to pay for it?
[The voice actors of the main characters begin to think as the clock tick during the tune from Jepordy. The next scene shows that the voice actors hold up signs that says "Car wash". So, they started by washing cars before drying them. And sure enough, they got payed for money]
DSDwight Schultz (Mung Daal)
I think we've made enough to get...
[The scene changes back to animation style]
...the animation back. [relieved] Phew. Okay, now we got to replace all the money we took from the money box.
Oh honey I'm feeling better.
[as soup lands in his face burning and screams in pain] My beautiful, expensive face! [his makeover is washed away]
[gasps in shock] Mung?! [growls angrily at him] This isn't a dream!
[nervously] Uh, yes it is.
No! You're NEVER in my dreams. What have you done?!
We spent all the money, that's what.
[gasps] Empty? You're gonna pay me back every last sment!
Mung, money doesn't bring happiness. [starts to cry] No happiness at all.
[also crying while agreeing] Radda.
[Chowder, Shnitzel, and Mung all start crying]
S2 E7The Party Cruise / Won Ton Bombs
M1Man 1
Why aren't those guys weren't in thongs? Oh, why would you go on a cruise and not wear a thong?
M2Man 2
OH, WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???
[After Mung sees Shnitzel wearing a hula skirt]
Chowder, I think we've lost Shnitzel to the dark side. Guess it's just you and me, pal.
But, Mung, the dark side looks a lot brighter.
You know, fishing is a great way for men to bond. We've got nothing but time out here. Did I ever tell you the story of my famous 1,000-day fishing trip?
How many days?
1,000.
Oh, my gosh!
[Mung mutters, literally shriveling up with insanity, then turns to Chowder]
Chowder...Sweetheart...Dear Boy...The Blufferfish got away...Because you and your friend Shnitzel wanted to be [looking cute and buck-toothed, waving his hands] a couple of Good Time Charlies!
C1Charlie 1
You wanted to be us? How silly!
C2Charlie 2
Come on, Charlie! Let's go have a good time!
[The Good-time Charlies leave, laughing. Horn honks off-screen]
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