Chowder · Season 3
[looking through the scouts guide book] OH, MY GOSH! This is horrible! According to the guide, Gazpacho has a deadly case of...Rabie-C's!
Rabie-C's?
It's all here in the Scout Handbook. See? Signs of Rabie-C's - "sweating, worked up."
Yeah, but it also says you foam at the ears.
That's stage two. He's not that far yet.
There's only one thing we can do! Get some protection.
You want I should call the cops?
Not that kind of protection.
Radda Radda Radda?
No, not that kind of protection.
[During the credits]
[petting a cat] Aww. Radda radda, Yes, you radda. Yeah, you... [sees Puppet Truffles] Uh, uh...radda.
Ha, ha. You did that, I'm gonna tell everyone about this. [flies off]
[While preparing for an order, Chowder accidentally causes an explosion, and all the four main characters to switch bodies]
[in Shnitzel's body; groaning] What happened?
[in Chowder's body] I'll tell you what happened - you blew us into each other's bodies!
You mean, I'm in Shnitzel's body? Weird. Freaky weird.
That's right. And I'm in YOUR body, Chowder.
[in Mung Daal's body] And me in Mung's! [cries] Which can only mean Shnitzel is-
[in Truffles' body] Radda?! [looks down and sees he has Truffles' breasts; bursts into tears, bawling] Radda radda radda!
Good! Let him deal with all those for stinking hormones. I'm sick of it!
Now everybody, just relax. Man, Chowder's arms are short. The only way to get back to normal, is to find the "Get back to Normal" recipe book.
How convenient.
There it is. Now, if I can just… reach… [tries to reach the book from the shelf but cannot] I can't reach.
How 'bout Shnitzel's body gives you a boost? [lifts and launches Mung through the roof, over the sky, as he lands back crashing the shelf] I'm strong! SO STRONG!!
Well, what do you wanna do with Shnitzel's body first, Chowdy?
I wanna lift a heavy object!
There's a great big heavy one!
I beg your pardon?
[sighs] Switching bodies is so fun.
Yeah. This new body is great.
Truffles! What have you done to my face?!
Oh, it's a long story. Here, finish this order. [whines] I can't do anything right in your body.
Well, I can't cook. I can't reach anything in these arms.
The kitchen is falling apart! What do we do?!
That settles it-- we change back into OUR bodies A.S.A.P. [Chowder bursts into tears, sobbing in a mental breakdown] Chowder! Chowder, what's the matter?
[sobbing] I don't wanna leave Shnitzel's body! Mung, I LOVE IT! Especially the part where I'm strong and tall! And strong!
Are you finished?
Yeah, I'm good. When do we change back to our bodies?
I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.
Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]
[in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. [horrified] Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in…
[Miss Endive's house; Mung is now in Miss Endive's body as he screams horrifyingly in his reflection and goes wildly berserk]
Hey, this is kind of fun.
[The dish's shrinky-pinky spice shrinks Chowder, Mung, Truffles and Shnitzel's fruit suits]
Maybe it's not that bad. They're tight, and we look like idiots, but at least they've stopped shrinking.
Gelato, what is wrong with society today?
Yes, yes, I dare say. If I see one more thing to upset my uptight sensibilities, then we would have to form an angry mob.
[Chowder, Mung, Shnitzel and Truffles then show up in their underwear, stripped from their fruit suits by the shrinking spice; Gelato gasps and faints]
Gelato?! Gelato! Those heathens have made Gelato faint! Get them!
[Mung, Chowder, Shnitzel, and Truffles scream and run for their lives as the angry mob chases after them]
Really? Baby ducks.
[in his baby duck underwear] Who doesn't like baby ducks?
This...is bo-o-o-o-ring! This is boring! You're boring, your life is boring, and this episode is boring!
[weakly] Sugar...wearing off. So...tired. Must...go home...to die. [Shniztel feeds him soda] Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Come back here, you! Come back here with my Mesquite! Not cool, man! Not cool!
Huh. He was my ride.
Krav Maga KICK! [kicks down the door] Ay-yi-yi!
Uh...
Get your hands off my Mesquite!
Radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda!
NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!
You guys should, like, totally fight to the death for her. I mean, that’s what I would do. It would solve everything, you know. But it's up to you guys. Really, I'm just saying. It’s a pretty good idea.
Yes, the GORDITO is right. We must fight to the death like honorable men, no? AAAAH-YI!!! Oh, and one more thing… [sways his hand in Shnitzel's face] KA-KAW! [Shnitzel bites his hand; screaming in pain] So, you think this is some kind of a game, huh?! Well, trust me, this is NO game!
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