Miss Endive quotes from Chowder

Miss Endive

What is going on here?! Has he confessed yet to desecrating my beautiful pool?!

Only if you admit that you filled my air conditioner with marshmallows! [flashback to him, Chowder, Shnitzel, and the kitchen covered in marshmallows] Endive!

Miss Endive

Never! I want you to pay for having my pool cleaned!

Only if you pay for the buckets of tears I cry every time I see your face!

Miss Endive

Only if you pay for the barf bags people use after they eat your cooking!

ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE EXTRA ZIP CODE FOR YOUR BIG MOUTH!

WHOA, THAT WAS Close!

You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-

[gasps] R-Radda!!

Shnitzel, what are you talking about?

Rad-da!

What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-

Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!

Oh, if only I had a camera!

Radda, radda.

Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.

Miss Endive

[gasps] No! [growling]

Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?

[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.

What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!

Miss Endive

[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!

We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.

Miss Endive

Never! Give me that camera!

Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.

Miss Endive

You wouldn't dare.

Try me.

Miss Endive

No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!

[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!

Miss Endive

What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?

Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!

Gazpacho

Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!

Well, hello, Endive.

Miss Endive

How could you show that?! Give it to me!

Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.

Miss Endive

I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!

Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!

Miss Endive

Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!

Well, what do you wanna do with Shnitzel's body first, Chowdy?

I wanna lift a heavy object!

There's a great big heavy one!

Miss Endive

I beg your pardon?

I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.

Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]

Miss Endive

[in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. [horrified] Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in…

Hey, this is kind of fun.