Puppet Shnitzel quotes from Chowder

Mung, money doesn't bring happiness. [starts to cry] No happiness at all.

[also crying while agreeing] Radda.

Mung

I don't want-

NO! Sit down. It's story time.

Did someone say stories? About Mung's past?

Ooh! Radda!

Stories? We like stories! Right, Marzipan City?

WHOA, THAT WAS Close!

You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds-

[gasps] R-Radda!!

Shnitzel, what are you talking about?

Rad-da!

What? What do want me to look at? [gasps] Ew! It's Endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she-

Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!

Oh, if only I had a camera!

Radda, radda.

Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go.

Miss Endive

[gasps] No! [growling]

Hey, guys, I wonder what Endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?

[in fear] Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.

What, take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!

Miss Endive

[growling] MUNG! [breathing heavily; Mung chuckles nervously] Give me that camera!

We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.

Miss Endive

Never! Give me that camera!

Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.

Miss Endive

You wouldn't dare.

Try me.

Miss Endive

No, forget it! I-I-I'm calling your bluff!

[sighs] I didn't want to have to do it this way, Endive. I really didn't. [beat] Everyone, to the farmers' market!

Miss Endive

What?! [gasps] No! No! No! No! No! No! [gasps] My reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! No! No! No! No! What?

Blah, blah, Endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!

Gazpacho

Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [gags; vomits] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [vomits violently] That's Miss Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!

Well, hello, Endive.

Miss Endive

How could you show that?! Give it to me!

Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you - I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.

Miss Endive

I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!

Well, you leave me no choice. [later seen; showing pictures to the citizens] Endive pictures! Embarrassing Endive pictures! Get your Endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!

Miss Endive

Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But I ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!

Shnitzel, Shnitzel, pull my finger!

Radda.

Please.

Radda.

I'll be your best friend.

Radda!

PULL…MY…FINGER!

Radda, radda, radda!

[begging] Come on!

[annoyingly grabs Puppet Chowder's finger and his whole arm comes off] Radda.

Maybe you better get some tape.

If Mung won't make the chain recipe, then Mung WILL make the chain recipe!

I declare I do not understand I declare.

That's because you're not supposed to understand until after the wipe.

Oh.

[to Truffles] Is he asleep?

Better. He went into the bathroom.

That means we have a good three hours to pull this off. Ready?

[high-five each other] Break!

[dressed up and impersonating Mung Daal] Oh, look at me. I'm Chef Mung Daal. Notice my fancy mustache, pointy ears, and girlish legs.

[pointing the spotlight on him] And the liver spots! Don't forget the liver spots!

Tonight, I am going to kick this chain recipe of Smeanut Blutter Flookies with my young apprentice, Chowder.

[dressed up in Chowder's clothes and hat; annoyed] Radda.

No, Shnitzel. I say things like, "Awesome!" And "Please!" And "Talk to the hand, girlfriend!" And... [spits while spinning his head] And "Well, shoot." Now you try.

[dumbfounded] Radda.

Wow, you're good!

[dragging ingredients for the chain recipe while dressed up as Shnitzel] Why do I got to be Shnitzel? All I say is, "Radda radda this" and "Radda radda that."

"'Radda radda this' and 'Radda radda that.'" Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda radda radda!

Oh, yes, trust me, you do!

[sniffles shamefully] Ra.

Now, let's make that chain recipe once and for all!

Sorry. I fell asleep. Can you repeat that?

Gyoza

Now, he must pay for his failure. He must FACE THE MUSIC.

Hey, fish lady, I don't see what the big deal is. Why don't we just go over there and get Shabu Shabu back?

Gyoza

Impossible! It's too dangerous. Only a skilled meat fighter can face the awesome power of Peking Duck.

Well, what about Shnitzel? He was pretty awesome in the flashback.

[lifts up his head] Radda?

Gyoza

You have a point, chunky purple one. Very well. If you two rescue my father, Shnitzel's honor among the Sukiyaki Yuza will be restored.

All right!

Radda?

Gyoza

You did it. But, where's my father?

[coughs up Shabu Shabu and burps] Sorry, I just wanted the cookie. [burps again; narrating] And so, Shnitzel, the greatest meat fighter that ever lived, restored his honor, and brought peace back to all of Tofu-Town. The end.

You ate the delivery again, didn't you?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, radda! [facepalms in annoyance]

Mung

There's only one thing we can do! Get some protection.

You want I should call the cops?

Mung

Not that kind of protection.

Radda Radda Radda?

No, not that kind of protection.

[petting a cat] Aww. Radda radda, Yes, you radda. Yeah, you... [sees Puppet Truffles] Uh, uh...radda.

Ha, ha. You did that, I'm gonna tell everyone about this. [flies off]

[in Shnitzel's body; groaning] What happened?

[in Chowder's body] I'll tell you what happened - you blew us into each other's bodies!

You mean, I'm in Shnitzel's body? Weird. Freaky weird.

That's right. And I'm in YOUR body, Chowder.

[in Mung Daal's body] And me in Mung's! [cries] Which can only mean Shnitzel is-

[in Truffles' body] Radda?! [looks down and sees he has Truffles' breasts; bursts into tears, bawling] Radda radda radda!

Good! Let him deal with all those for stinking hormones. I'm sick of it!

Now everybody, just relax. Man, Chowder's arms are short. The only way to get back to normal, is to find the "Get back to Normal" recipe book.

How convenient.

There it is. Now, if I can just… reach… [tries to reach the book from the shelf but cannot] I can't reach.

How 'bout Shnitzel's body gives you a boost? [lifts and launches Mung through the roof, over the sky, as he lands back crashing the shelf] I'm strong! SO STRONG!!

Well, what do you wanna do with Shnitzel's body first, Chowdy?

I wanna lift a heavy object!

There's a great big heavy one!

Miss Endive

I beg your pardon?

[sighs] Switching bodies is so fun.

Yeah. This new body is great.

Truffles! What have you done to my face?!

Oh, it's a long story. Here, finish this order. [whines] I can't do anything right in your body.

Well, I can't cook. I can't reach anything in these arms.

The kitchen is falling apart! What do we do?!

That settles it-- we change back into OUR bodies A.S.A.P. [Chowder bursts into tears, sobbing in a mental breakdown] Chowder! Chowder, what's the matter?

[sobbing] I don't wanna leave Shnitzel's body! Mung, I LOVE IT! Especially the part where I'm strong and tall! And strong!

Are you finished?

Yeah, I'm good. When do we change back to our bodies?

I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.

Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]

Miss Endive

[in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. [horrified] Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in…

Hey, this is kind of fun.

Krav Maga KICK! [kicks down the door] Ay-yi-yi!

Uh...

Get your hands off my Mesquite!

Radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda!

NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!

You guys should, like, totally fight to the death for her. I mean, that’s what I would do. It would solve everything, you know. But it's up to you guys. Really, I'm just saying. It’s a pretty good idea.

Yes, the GORDITO is right. We must fight to the death like honorable men, no? AAAAH-YI!!! Oh, and one more thing… [sways his hand in Shnitzel's face] KA-KAW! [Shnitzel bites his hand; screaming in pain] So, you think this is some kind of a game, huh?! Well, trust me, this is NO game!