Puppet Mung Daal quotes from Chowder

We Made it! And the water's perfect.

[sighs] Oh, yeah.

What just happened?!

[pokes Shnitzel's hand] You're all squishy. Like a big marshmallow! [bites Shnitzel's hand, causing Shnitzel to scream in pain] Geh! You do not TASTE like a marshmallow.

Radda, radda. [touches his hand]

Shnitzel, have you gone soft?!

[panicking] Radda. Radda radda radda! Ra-raddaradda radda!

Each line represents how far the last person was able to carry the Farfel.

[spots a line with Shnitzel's name on it] Hey, this one says "Shnitzel."

[wakes up] Shnitzel?! Have you come to gloat on victories past?

No. Shnitzel's totally weak now. He can't even lift a pickle jar.

[laughs] Can't even lift a pickle jar. How does that make you feel, little man? Does it burn you with shame? [sniffs] Ahhh. I can smell your failure. It's a most delicious aroma.

Use that shame, Shnitzel! Be its master, poke it in the gut, call it "Grandpa." We'll whip up that mushy body of yours back into shape, and when you can move the farfel, you will once more be strong!

Regain your former glory, Shnitzel, or be squashed like a BUG!

Why didn't I just do that in the first place?

Because I REALLY look good in this dress.

I guess now you'll be taking care of me forever.

I don't think so.

Huh?

Huh?

I used to think a dead rat was just a delicious-sounding treat, but I learned rats are more than that. They're hideous, disease-ridden scavengers. I may not look like you on the outside, 'cause I wear clothes. But on the inside, where it counts, we're exactly the same - starving!

[whimpering] Mr. Tummy's gonna die!

Honey, does this dress make me look fat?

Ummmmm...Uhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhh...uhhhhh...uhhh...uh...uh...uhhhhh...uhhhh...uhh...uhh...ohhh! Aaaah! Uhhhh...Aaaaah...ohhhhh!

[growling in annoyance] You're dead to me. [flies away]

He may have been bigger and stronger, but he was crazier! [starts crying] I MISS SHNITZEL! WHY?!

Chowder, please! Come on now! If you start crying, I'll start crying. [starts crying as well] I miss him, too! [cries, then stops; determined] One way or another, we're gonna get our crazy rock monster back!

You can thank us for saving you when we get home, Shnitzel.

Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda! Radda radda radda!

[confused; heartbroken] You LIKE working for Endive?!

Miss Endive

[eating a bucket of popcorn; giggles] In your scrawny face!

How could she appreciate you more than we do?

Radda radda radda! (Because she gave me a raise!)

[shocked] She gave you a raise?

Radda. (Yes.)

[going back inside in refusing to return to the catering company] Radda radda. Radda radda radda!

Miss Endive

[laughs; to Mung] Maybe someday you'll learn how to treat a man right.

I know how to treat a man! [voice breaking] Just not a rock monster man. [cries]

Gorgonzola

[threateningly] I'm going to kill you.

[desperately] MUNG, I WANT TO GO HOME!!!

[holding up the ultimate thrice cream] Focus, Chowder!

Gold medal! Gold medal!

We have all been gone crazy.

Miss Endive

Right. Medals are meaningless.

Absolute meaningless.

Panini

So, what do you guys wanna do now?

I want to buy the ultimate thrice cream Mung promised me, with these two shiny gold sments I found! [holds up the two gold medals, revealing the ones that their masters are fighting over were fakes] Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Radda radda radda, radda radda radda!

You did not say that to Truffles.

Radda!

What did she say back?

[imitating Truffles' yelling] RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA! RADDA RADDA RADDA! RADDA RADDA... [Puppet Truffles rises up into view, shaking with fury, having to have heard everything; Puppet Mung gets out of the way] Ra...Radda. Radda radda radda radda.

[lividly launches herself at Puppet Shnitzel and attacks him, violently] "RADDA RADDA RADDA!"

RADDA!

I’M BLIND! I’M BLIIND!!!

That’s the wrong drawing! Here we go! [shows a drawing of Schnitzel in the bath tub while covering his private parts with the yellow shower curtain]

AAAH! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!

Radda! Radda Radda Radda Radda?

[while being dragged by Officers Monte Cristo and Sloppy Joe] I know my rights! I wanna call my lawyer!

[sobbing while being wheeled by Officer Po-boy and Beaver Cop] Radda radda radda radda!

[while being carried by Officer Cheesesteak] THIS IS TRAUMATIZING ME! Now I'm gonna grow up to be strange and socially awkward!

Miss Endive

What is going on here?! Has he confessed yet to desecrating my beautiful pool?!

Only if you admit that you filled my air conditioner with marshmallows! [flashback to him, Chowder, Shnitzel, and the kitchen covered in marshmallows] Endive!

Miss Endive

Never! I want you to pay for having my pool cleaned!

Only if you pay for the buckets of tears I cry every time I see your face!

Miss Endive

Only if you pay for the barf bags people use after they eat your cooking!

ONLY IF YOU PAY FOR THE EXTRA ZIP CODE FOR YOUR BIG MOUTH!