Lead Farfel quotes from Chowder

Final distance - 6 inches... BACKWARDS! [laughs] Once again, the weak have been crushed, baby!

So, you dare challenge the dreaded Lead Farfel? I will crush you like the worthless worm you are!

But he's just a baby.

Then he will surely fail!

I just wanted directions to the library, jerk.

Each line represents how far the last person was able to carry the Farfel.

[spots a line with Shnitzel's name on it] Hey, this one says "Shnitzel."

[wakes up] Shnitzel?! Have you come to gloat on victories past?

No. Shnitzel's totally weak now. He can't even lift a pickle jar.

[laughs] Can't even lift a pickle jar. How does that make you feel, little man? Does it burn you with shame? [sniffs] Ahhh. I can smell your failure. It's a most delicious aroma.

Use that shame, Shnitzel! Be its master, poke it in the gut, call it "Grandpa." We'll whip up that mushy body of yours back into shape, and when you can move the farfel, you will once more be strong!

Regain your former glory, Shnitzel, or be squashed like a BUG!