Fat Cat quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Fat Cat

You idiots! You sank the wrong ship! You sank the Lusitania!

Fat Cat

Just because I'm particular doesn't mean I'm not greedy.

Fat Cat

[Capturing Monty's mom] Well, looked who dropped in. If it isn't Maxi Mouse.

Fat Cat

Very good, Mole. It's so nice to see you using your head for something other than your hair.

Fat Cat

Karats are good for the eyes. Especially 40 karats!

You called for us, Fat Cat?

Fat Cat

No, I was testing my moron magnet. Of course I called for you!

Boss, I got bad news!

Fat Cat

Don't tell me you let that flea-bitten dog escape!

Okay! Okay! I won't tell you!

Fat Cat

Let me guess... Does this have something to do with [becomes angry] the Rescue Rangers!?

Yeah, good guess, boss! How did you know?

Fat Cat

Because those rodents are ALWAYS ruining my bad intentions! [calms down] Nevertheless, I shan't let this news darken my day. [presses a button on his desk, opening a trap door underneath Mepps, in which the latter falls through]

Dale

Hey, all you cats, don't sit and stare

Chip

Put down your milk! Turn up the juice!

The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!

Fat Cat

That’s me!

It’s as hot as jalapeno

Dale

Here’s one cat I’d like to see

Chip

C’mon, Fat Cat! It’s your turn!

Fat Cat

The dance floor’s hot and I’ve got 9 lives to burn!

So better stop chompin’

Fat Cat

Living over a cat food factory has its advantages but sometimes I tire of their ingredients. That's why I'm going to let this machine put you lovely Rescue Rangers into an itty-bitty can just like this.

Gadget

Well, at least we'll be together.

Dale

Yeah, [gulps] real together.

Cheddarhead Charlie's my name and adventure's my game! Let those fish go and I'll leave some of your fur on!

Fat Cat

Well, Mr. Cheddar, Fat Cat's my name and I don't play games.

Fat Cat

Like my new sparkler, boys?

We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.

Fat Cat

O ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve... the best!

Fat Cat

What are you dunderheads doing down there?!

I don't know, boss. How many guesses do we have?

Professor Nimnul

Destroy! Obliterate! Puree! Whip! Chop! [the choppers use their propellers to cut the ice; Nimnul laughs] I'll have that glacier reduced to snow cuffing in no time at all!

Fat Cat

I'm absolutely thrilled.

Professor Nimnul

[gets out of the laser's cockpit] Sleep tight, laser light. Don't let the computer bugs bite.

Fat Cat

The geek has a definite hardware hangup. I bet stripping gears is his idea of a good time.