Why, my tail is as good at predicting the weather as a bunion on a bulldog's toe.
Is that good?
Good?! Who am I to question a bulldog's bunions?
“Weather Or Not” · Season 2, Episode 27
In this episode: Monty (3), Dale (2), Professor Nimnul (2), Gadget (1), Officer Kirby (1), Officer Muldoon (1)
[Pointing to a vehicle hanging from the rooftop of a building] How'd that bank truck get up there?
I guess the driver was desperate for a parking space.
Let's see. The first time my tail went off, I was passing this warehouse on my way to find some cheese. And the second time my tail went off, I was passing the same warehouse on my way home. So that could mean only one thing!... Too bad I don't know what it is.
This guy's definitely one snowflake short of a blizzard.
That's it! No more Mr. Nice Mad Scientist!
If we're going to stop Nimnul, we'll have to play by his rules.
You mean cheat?
(entering into a shattered bank vault) I love it, I love it! And in case you didn't hear me the first two time, I LOVE IT!
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