A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Voiced by Tress MacNeille
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 137 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Dale (74), Gadget (64), Monty (57)
ChipYou really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.
Hey, it wasn't my fault! Tell him, Gadget.
Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however, you're a goof-up.
[running from Dale] I think we lost him... what's wrong with him?
The question is, what is wrong with society? He is but a microcosm in this lonely universe...
ChipWhy doesn't Dale aim at him?
ChipYou know, that guy I saw earlier looked like Dale. He was wearing a headband and... [gasp] It is Dale!
No... I'm your worst nightmare.
[In a duel]
En garde!
ChipTouche!
Souffle!
ChipOle!
Say hey!
Relax, it's practically foolproof.
ChipYeah, but is it Dale-proof?
[After Gadget deduces that Monty was shot by an aging ray]
So it wasn't just because it was his birthday. That's a relief.
ChipWhy?
Because next week is my birthday.
ChipA clue! [Passing him a toothpick] Here, Dale. This is a good opportunity to see if you've got the right stuff.
Hmm... It's made of petrified rosewood and it's engraved M.J.. I get it! Then it belongs to Moonwalk Jackson. I knew this case would be a thriller!
ChipWrong, Dale. Try again.
Hmm... I got it! M.J. stands for Fat Cat!
Chip[slaps head] Why would Fat Cat engrave M.J. in the stick when his initials are F.C.?
Simple! To throw us off.
The great Dale-dini sees all and knows nothing.
ChipYou got that right, acorn brain!
[Tired of being the clue repository] Monty's toothpick, Gadget's earplugs. What next?
ChipI found her footprints.
Well, I'm not carrying them! I'm out of pockets!
How do I look?
Kinda dashing.
Kinda red.
ChipKinda stupid.
Hurry it up, Alvin.
ChipThe name is Chip.
Whatever, you chipmunks all sound alike.
So that's my plan for getting past Zipper and into the kitchen, guys. Whaddya think?
Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!
ChipDon't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?
Smoke signals! And they're from Monty!
ChipHow can you tell, Gadget?
They have an Australian accent.
I'm going back to that supermarket and get what's coming to me.
ChipUh oh, you know what happens when Dale gets what's coming to him.
Yeah it usually comes right back at us.
[After the Phone-a-matic Modemizer jumbles them up]
ChipWe've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!
[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.
Chip[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?
[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]
[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!
Keep the hands off the body!
Sorry.
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