A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Voiced by Tress MacNeille
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 137 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Dale (74), Gadget (64), Monty (57)
With this test I'll be able to tell what this brochure is made out of.
ChipWell?
It's made out of paper!
ChipThat's it?
Well that, and the fact that it came from Seymour's Travel Agency near the corner of Lankershim and Cahuenga.
Wow, that's some test, Gadget luv!
Well, actually, the address is stamped right on the bottom of the brochure.
We spent all night scrubbing and cleaning and polishing and the kitchen still smells like cheddar.
ChipWe should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.
If we don't get stuck in the doorway.
What happened?
ChipThey were going to turn you into a donut.
Well, if I have to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish.
ChipHey, Dale, you pull while I push.
How come you always make all the decisions?
ChipOkay, fine, have it your way. I'll push and you pull.
That's better.
Cheeeeeeeeeese.
Cool it, Monty! The cow said there isn't any.
But, Dale, if Monty smells cheese there must be some.
ChipAnd I'll bet where there's cheese, there's Rat Capone. Follow the scent, Monty.
But, remember, control yourself.
Don't worry. I'm... [Sniffs] ...in complete control.
Monty! Slow down!
I'm in control. I'm in control. I'm out of control! I'm out of control!
ChipTerrific. Now he's disappeared, too.
Are you two fighting again?
ChipOf course not! We're just having a spirited discussion.
ChipDale, watch where you're going!
You watch where you're standing!
[First lines]
ChipBoy, what a case!
We sure whooped those bad guys!
Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.
How can you say that, Monty?
Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.
Gosh, Chip! You're practically pacifist perfect.
ChipThanks, Gadget... I think.
Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside... then drag that baby out by his dirty rotten diapers!
[gasp] Gadget!
[yells; angry] I've had it! No more wimping out! Let's shake that baby till he rattles!
ChipWait, I've got a better plan. Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police. Monty, get the Ranger Wing ready. Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.
To tie up the baby?
Chip[whispering] No! To tie down Gadget. I think she's blown a gasket.
Grrrr!
Chip[dazed] Enough Mr. Nice Guy. I say we do it Gadget's way.
What do you suggest, Gadget luv?
TRASH THE BRAT!
[After retrieving a frisbee for a puppy]
Awful sweet little fella, eh?
ChipYeah! Just like this case: Awful and little. What we need to find is a really big case.
How about that big German shepherd who lost his accent? [Gets bonked on the head] Is that a yes?
Chip[refusing to help Midge] No, no, no! We are not a delivery service! Our next case is going to be a big one. Big, big, big! [pokes Midge a couple of times, then turns around in rejection]
[Chip starts to hear sobbing as he turns around to Midge, who is in tears. Then Chip notices Gadget crying too as well as Monty and Zipper, with the latter giving Monty a tissue for him to blow his nose. Dale comes out of the headquarters and sees everyone (except Chip) crying, so he starts bawling histerically as he runs towards Chip and hugs him]
Why are we crying, anyhow?
ChipThey are tears of joy over our new case. We're taking Midge here to Capistrano.
[Upon hearing a lot of caws]
Did you hear that?
ChipIt came from over there.
Sounds like Alfred Hitchcock is making a movie over there.
You want me to hold off the c-c-cats, Chipper?!
ChipDon't do it for me, Monty - do it for Midge!
[Midge turns her doleful gaze on Monty.]
Those eyes ought to be registered as lethal weapons.
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