Chip quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip

Do we have to go this fast?

Gadget

Golly, Chip! It's the only way we'll find out if the new Ranger Boat will hold up!

Monty

Who cares about the Ranger Boat?! I'm worried about whether we'll hold up!

Gadget

[Dale and Monty] sure are acting goofy.

Chip

Good! That means everything is perfectly normal.

I say we make them walk the plank.

Nah, we did that last time.

Awwwr!

How about we keelhaul them?

AARR!

Nah, we just painted the keel.

Awwwr!

We could dress 'em like bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.

AAar.... Huh?!

I'm afraid that ain't pi-rat-ical enough, Stormy.

Gadget

Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.

AAAAAAAR!

A fine idea!

Chip

Gadget!

Gadget

Oops! You know I can't resist a challenge.

Chip

Hang on, Dale!

Dale

[As the branch breaks] I am hanging on, but it's letting go!

Fat Cat

The Rescue Rangers! But.. But how did you learn about my brilliant plan?

Chip

It was easy. One: The world's largest pearl is your kind of target.

Gadget

Two: Our friends at the pier told us you bought some diving equipment just yesterday.

Monty

Three: We found your gang's footprints outside of here earlier. They must have been casing the joint.

Dale

And four:...Well... You haven't done anything crummy in a while so we figured that you were due.

Dale

But what are you doing here?

Chip

You conjured me up, while playing a joke on your incredibly-handsome friend Chip.

Fat Cat

I'll take care of the shark, YOU take care of the pearl.

Dale

But who will take care of me?

Chip

I will!

Monty

Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro, but since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?

Chip

Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.

Dale

[Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10–10:30, Supervised Group Nap: 10:30–1. Fun: 11–11:05..." 5 minutes!?! You scheduled only 5 measly minutes for Fun!?!

Chip

Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to 4 minutes.

Dale

With me in charge, we'll crack this case in no time. [Rushes headlong into a pillar]

Chip

You'll crack something, at least.

Gadget

Look, Monty!

Dale

A real treat!

Chip

Your favorite: Jack cheese!

Monty

No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.

[GASP!]

Monty

Now look here, Chip, I demand an apology.

Chip

An apology?! I'm not the one who deserted his duty! We can't depend on you for anything!

Monty

Is that so? All right. If that's the way you feel about me, I QUIT!

Dale

Well, you sure handled that right.

Chip

You have to get us up there, Gadget!

Gadget

Great! I can try out the new ejection seats.

Ejection seats...? [all three of them are launched airborne]

Chip

Do we go to the beach or sightseeing?

Gadget

Well, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing? Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach? ...Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'd be that much closer to the sun.

Lahwhinie

[Posing as Gadget] 'Scuse me. I have to get that thing you pound pointy things in with.

Chip

You mean hammer?

Lahwhinie

Yeah, that's it!

Gadget

Golly, where's Rubber Bando?

Chip

He was here just a second ago.

Zipper

(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!

Monty

(knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?

Dale

(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.

Gadget

Hmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?

Dale

(stretches his head out) Go away!

Gadget

Golly, he seems kind of rude, too.