Chip quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Dale

Wolfsbane! It keeps the werewolves away.

Monty

[Sniffs] Pee-yew! That would keep anyone away!

Chip

That only works in comic books.

Dale

Oh yeah?! You don't see any werewolves around here, do ya?

Gadget

Okay, Dale, give me the cartridge. [places the cartridge into Tom] Okay, here goes nothin'. [flips the switch]

[turns on] Hi! Let's be friends.

Monty

Eh, what are your feelings about mice?

I don't know. What are they?

Monty

You're lookin' at one, mate.

Well, I like you, so I guess I like mice.

Hooray!

Chip

Phooey! The instant one of his circuits gets scrambled, he'll be after us again.

No, I won't. Honest. I just wanna be friends. All I want is somebody to take me in, and pet me, and love me like a real cat.

Dale

We can find him a home!

Chip

Who's gonna pet a tin can?

He's right. I won't be a real cat until I have some fur.

Dale

Come on, Tom! We're the Rescue Rangers! We'll find you some fur!

Chip

This is ridiculous!

Gadget

Tom needs our help. Please, Chip!

Chip

Well, I suppose somebody has to keep an eye on him.

Gadget

Every cat should have a home.

Monty

Now, if we could only find a good home for Fat Cat.

Chip

Yeah, like the state pen.

Chip

L-look, Sparky, I know you think we don't like you, but if Gadget likes you, how bad can you be?

Dale

It's no use, Chip. Nothing can stop him when he's programmed. He said so himself. [Chip pulls out a picture of Gadget] Hey! Who gave you that?

Chip

Who d'ya think?

Chip

[Giving a thimble with a flower] I picked this just for you.

Gadget

Thanks, Chip. It's perfect. [Takes the thimble instead] This should keep the prop on.

Gadget

Professor Nimnul is a crook! He programmed you and Buzz to rob banks for him!

[Gasps] Use science for evil purposes? Why, I'll pulverise that robot of his into atomic particles!

Gadget

Hold it, Sparky. We'd better let Chip and Dale handle it. They're the best.

We are? We are!

Gadget

[After riding the roller-coaster] If they've straightened out that angle on that last curve, we'd have seen some real speed!

Chip

That fake speed was enough for me, Gadget.

Monty

Waltzing Matildas! That had more twists than the Sydney Snake Stampede in '66.

Dale

[after collapsing to the ground] Yeah! Let's do it again!

Monty

Cassandra, the fortune-telling gypsy moth!

Chip

Come on, Monterey! No one can see the future.

Monty

Cassandra can! She once told me I was going on a trip through time and the very next day, I fell off a grandfather clock.

Monty

I brought me pals here-

Don't tell me! They want I should tell their fortunes.

Dale

Gosh! That's ESP!

Chip

More like EZ I guess.

Before the next sun rises Chip will follow a bear with two tails who will dance with a tiger.

Chip

I'll what with who?

He will fall from a circle of light and only a flying horse can save him. Finally, you will walk under an elephant, and the trunk will fall, and... and...

And? And?

[draws the finger around her neck and sputters] Then all is darkness.

Monty

No, Cassie! Not me little pally Chip!

Chip

[sarcastically] Ooh, this is serious. I'd better get more elephant repellent. Oh, come on, guys! You don't believe in this stuff, do you?! Thanks for the show, Cassie. I think I'm ready for Jerk n' Whirl now. [he, Dale and Gadget leave]

Monty

Please, Cassie, say ain't so!

By dawn your friend will be... [sputters]. I am very sorry, but that's the way the crystal ball bounces.

Dale

[sees Monty covered in cotton candy] Oh no! The pink fur coat!

Monty

Crikeys! Kiddo, you're right. Just like Cassandra predicted.

Chip

That's not a fur coat. That's a cotton candy.

Gadget

Well, it does look furry and...

Dale

And it's pink!

Gadget

The tall dark stranger! Just like Cassandra predicted!

Chip

Not those predictions again. That's it! We're going home!

Monty

I knew you'd see it my way. No elephant's gonna fall on you there.

Chip

That's it! We're staying!

Monty

You have to go back to the headquarters.

Gadget

It's the only way we can keep you safe.

Chip

What are you talking about?

Monty

Look, Chipper, you may sneer at Cassandra's fortunetellin', but she's been right every time. I got me pink coat.

Chip

But that was...

Monty

And Gadget met her stranger.

Chip

Well, sure, but he...

Monty

And Dale flew! Now your predictions are startin' and that means sooner or later...

Dale

[cries] YOU'RE GONNA GET SMASHED BY AN ELEPHANT'S TRUNK!!! [draws the finger around his neck and sputters]

Chip

Look, I'm a Rescue Ranger. I'll be careful. But I'm not going home till we solve this thing! Come on, we have to catch that little boy!

Monty

I just hope we don't have to rescue a Rescue Ranger.

Monty

Zipper, where's Chip?

Dale

[gasps] That's Chip's hat!

Monty

She didn't mean an elephant trunk...

Gadget

[gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk! Oh, Chip!.. [starts crying]

Monty

He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions...

Chip

[off-screen] Well, I've got a prediction for you.

Monty

Chip? One side, mates! [pushes the trunk away, revealing a small hole through which Chip peeks his head out]

Chip

I predict I'll never go to a fortuneteller again.

Monty

Well, I predict we won't be seeing those two [crooks] for quite a while.

Chip

And I know the Rescue Rangers will be together for a long time too.

Gadget

Is that what Cassandra told you?

Chip

Nope! You don't need a crystal ball to see that.