Chip quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Captain Kernel

Strange. Doesn't sound like a rodent.

Captain Kernel

WHOA!

Captain Kernel

Oh, it's all the peanuts. But who could have...?

Chip

Rescue Rangers at your service, captain.

Monty

[after Zipper unsuccessfully launched the rocket] Zipper, you didn't try to launch the rocket all by yourself, did ya? [Zipper squeaks sadly]

Chip

You should've waited for us!

Dale

Yeah! You're too puny for this kinda job!

Monty

Don't forget, mate, you're just a wee little dogger.

Chip

There he is now.

Gadget

Welcome home, Zipper.

Monty

We thought you might be down in the dumps, mate.

Dale

Yeah. We didn't mean to say you were too puny. [Chip shushes him]

Monty

[takes out a dish] I whipped up one of me specialities to build up your muscles - melon rind El Monterey! This'll put some meat on your bones.

Chip

I think he looks bigger already.

Gadget

You know? He does look different.

Dale

Uhh, could be the sunglasses?

Chip

There's something strange about those aliens.

Dale

Yeah! That alien sounded awful familiar.

Gadget

And he's wearing a tailfin from a '59 Studebaker.

Chip

This flying saucer is made out of rubber. Do you know what that means?

Dale

Er... It's dishwasher safe?

Chip

It's time to go to bed.

Dale

Phooey! I already did that last night.

Gadget

[Examining evidence] Hmmm... The fur's too long for a mouse... Wait! Small soil particles exclusive to a lower strata.

Chip

So what does that mean?

Gadget

I'd say it's mole hair.

Chip

Now what would a mole need a toy train for?

Monty

For his birthday?

Gadget

If we find Fat Cat, I bet that train won't be too far away.

Chip

But why would he steal a toy train set?

Monty

Don't try to figure out Fat Cat, Chip. You'll get a brain cramp.

[falls off the train onto a sack] Ooh! Who left this here?

Chip

The Rescue Rangers, that's who.

It's those little guys again!

Monty

We may be little but we pack a big punch!

Chip

But why do those guys probably want to live down here?

Monty

Rent's probably cheaper.

Chip

Gee, Gadget, didn't you put any brakes on this thing?

Gadget

Don't be silly, Chip. Of course I did. But they fell off a few blocks back.

Gadget

Don't worry. The Gyromobile is my best invention yet. Nothing could possibly go wrong. [CRASH!] ... I can fix that.

Dale

What was that?

Gadget

Oh, nothing to worry about.

Chip

What about that?

Gadget

That was something to worry about.

Dale

Hey! Why'd you do that for?!

Chip

You and your souvenirs! You were supposed to be on the lookout!

Dale

It's just like in my comics!

Chip

Will you be quiet? It's just a silly comic book!

Dale

Silly?! Comics are informational!