Chip quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Monty

That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls.

Chip

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Monty

The walrus thought so.

Chip

Just what do you think you were doing back there?

Monty

Nothing to worry about. Sometimes I sort of have these... cheese attacks, is all. [Zipper retorts: "Sometimes?"] Well, most times, I guess. [Zipper crosses his arms as he retorts: "Most?"] All right! All the time! I just can't help meself. When there's a hint of cheddar in the air, something inside me snaps.

Chip

[To Dale] Yeah, his brain! And this is the guy we're counting on to get us to Glacier Bay!

Monty

Oh, cheer up, Gadget. There's one good thing about a landing like this. You can only do it once.

Gadget

No. I'm sorry, Monterey, but I think you should know that I'm extraordinary depressed. Can't you see? No matter what I do, I'll never be good as my father was. You need Geegaw Hackwrench, not Gadget.

Monty

Oh, gee, Gadget, buck up. It's not the end of the world, just, uh, the end of the plane.

Gadget

Dad never would have crushed it.

Chip

But that's the point, Gadget. Your father was a flyer, you're an inventor. And that's what we need now — an inventor.

I don't listen to anyone! I'm footloose and fancy free! Come and go as you please, that's my motto. So what do I need you flapdoodles for?

Chip

A home. A family.

I- I- I don't need anybody! [Jumps out of the Ranger Plane]

Gadget

You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.

Chip

Monty just jumped out!

Gadget

Oh. That would account for it.

I'm captain of the PU - The Pound Underground. Right, K. Sera?

Sera.

Dedicated to liberating canines throughout the whole world.

Gadget

Golly! How many members are there?

Well, there's me, of course, and then K. Sera.

Sera.

Gadget

And?

And... Hmm. Did I mention me?

Chip

There's only 2 members?! [facepalms]

Chip

Klordane may have mechanical marvels.

Gadget

He does?

Chip

He may have fiendish thingies.

Dale

He does! He does!

Chip

He may even have hundreds of cutthroat bloodthirsty thugs.

Monty

Yup! Them too.

Chip

But we've got something he doesn't have.

Gadget

Enough sense to get out of here?

Chip

Courage and our friendship binding us together! So follow me! We've got a date with a ruby!

Monty

He's bonkers in the conkers, ya know.

Dale

Yeah? But he is my friend.

Monty

Oh, well. You only live twice.

Gadget

Well, that didn't work. But why didn't it work? It should have worked. Nothing I do works. Does that mean that if I did something that shouldn't work, it should work or does that mean I am a failure? Tell me, Chip. I can take it. Am I a failure?

Chip

Um, Gadget, could we talk about this later?

From here on, the fate of the Global Gold Reserve is in the hands of you tiny troopers, chipmunk challengers, rescue rangers.

Chip

I like the sound of that. Rescue Rangers.

Monty

He's right, mates!

Gadget

Congratulations, guys!

Chip

Gosh, thanks.

Chip

Don't slow down now. We don't want Gadget to be short of air.

Dale

[Between gasps] What about me? I'm already short of breath!

Chip

You've gotta stop all this snacking, Monterey!

Dale

Yeah! We could all have been caught on account of you!

Monty

[shaking salt over his snacks] Ah, you're exaggerating. I'm as fit as I ever was.

Chip

Uh-huh.

Monty

You mates are mistaking me muscularity for fat.

Uh-huh.

Chip

What is it, Zipper? What did you see? [Zipper inflates himself]

Dale

A beach ball? [Zipper flails angrily around]

Monty

A baseball with claws. [Zipper meows]

Gadget

Fat Cat!

Chip

Listen to that! They've got Elliot believing we're the thieves.

Gadget

But we didn't do anything.

Monty

Those scruggers already got us tried and convicted.

Dale

[sobbing] Nobody will trust the Rescue Rangers again.

Chip

WHAT?!

Dale

Hey! What'd you do that for?

Chip

We know we didn't steal the peanuts.

Dale

Right.

Chip

But do we know who did?

Dale

No.

Chip

THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!

RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!

Dale

[sees Ting-a-Ling and Ting Ming inside the digging machine] It ate the panda kids!

Chip

You dummy! It's a machine!