Dale quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Chip

Dale, watch where you're going!

Dale

You watch where you're standing!

Chip

Boy, what a case!

Dale

We sure whooped those bad guys!

Monty

Too right we did! And nothing like having the bodily injuries to prove it.

Gadget

How can you say that, Monty?

Monty

Easy. Me mouth is the only thing that doesn't hurt.

Gadget

Well, I say we kindly go back to that house, gently go inside... then drag that baby out by his dirty rotten diapers!

[gasp] Gadget!

Gadget

[yells; angry] I've had it! No more wimping out! Let's shake that baby till he rattles!

Chip

Wait, I've got a better plan. Let's expose that phony adoption agency to the police. Monty, get the Ranger Wing ready. Zipper, Dale, get some strong twine.

Dale

To tie up the baby?

Chip

[whispering] No! To tie down Gadget. I think she's blown a gasket.

Gadget

Grrrr!

Monty

They call this pizza with the works? They forgot the peanut butter!

Dale

Maybe the chef had good taste.

Monty

Yeah, but he doesn't know what tastes good.

Dale

Y'know, I didn't think bats could do this.

Do what, darling?

Dale

Hang around in midair like this when they're carrying so much weight.

Uh oh!

Dale

What's wrong?

We can't!

Monty

Awful sweet little fella, eh?

Chip

Yeah! Just like this case: Awful and little. What we need to find is a really big case.

Dale

How about that big German shepherd who lost his accent? [Gets bonked on the head] Is that a yes?

Chip

[refusing to help Midge] No, no, no! We are not a delivery service! Our next case is going to be a big one. Big, big, big! [pokes Midge a couple of times, then turns around in rejection]

Dale

Why are we crying, anyhow?

Chip

They are tears of joy over our new case. We're taking Midge here to Capistrano.

Chip

You really goofed up this time, Dale! Sometimes I think the Rescue Rangers would be better off without you.

Dale

Hey, it wasn't my fault! Tell him, Gadget.

Gadget

Well, if you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however, you're a goof-up.

Dale

[Having amnesia] Who am I?

Who are any of us? Zis is ze essential question. To live is to exist and yet, to exist is to live. Yet...

Dale

Oy! And I thought I was confused.

Chip

You know, that guy I saw earlier looked like Dale. He was wearing a headband and... [gasp] It is Dale!

Dale

No... I'm your worst nightmare.

Dale

En garde!

Chip

Touche!

Dale

Souffle!

Chip

Ole!

Dale

Say hey!

Voila! There is the key to my plan diabolique: La Tour Eiffel!

Dale

Looks just like the Eiffel tower.

It is the Eiffel tower, souffle brain!

Monty

Now right behind these vines is a gigantic waterfall.

Dale

[Seeing a dripping rockface] What do you call it, Monty? The Niagara Trickle?

Dale

It sure is a lot of work getting ready for Monterey Jack's birthday party but one thing makes it all worth it.

Gadget

You mean knowing you've made Monty's birthday a special occasion?

Dale

No, eating the cake.

Dale

So it wasn't just because it was his birthday. That's a relief.

Chip

Why?

Dale

Because next week is my birthday.