Dale quotes from Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers

Here's Cheeser when he was just a titmouse.

Gadget

Aw, he sure was cute.

Dale

Yeah! What happened?

Monty

Holey moley!

Dale

You mean moley holies.

Chip

A clue! [Passing him a toothpick] Here, Dale. This is a good opportunity to see if you've got the right stuff.

Dale

Hmm... It's made of petrified rosewood and it's engraved M.J.. I get it! Then it belongs to Moonwalk Jackson. I knew this case would be a thriller!

Chip

Wrong, Dale. Try again.

Dale

Hmm... I got it! M.J. stands for Fat Cat!

Chip

[slaps head] Why would Fat Cat engrave M.J. in the stick when his initials are F.C.?

Dale

Simple! To throw us off.

Dale

The great Dale-dini sees all and knows nothing.

Chip

You got that right, acorn brain!

Dale

[Tired of being the clue repository] Monty's toothpick, Gadget's earplugs. What next?

Chip

I found her footprints.

Dale

Well, I'm not carrying them! I'm out of pockets!

Dale

I am the great Dale-Dini. Everything Dale-Dini says, you will hear and obey.

[Hypnotized] We hear and we obey.

Dale

Now everybody, follow me!

You didn't say "Dale-Dini says".

Gadget

Nimnul must have a systems governor on the energy accumulator.

Monty

Uh... What's that mean, Gadget luv, in plain English?

Gadget

Simply put, if too much voltage is stored up too fast, there could be a chance of meltdown.

Dale

Meltdown! Hooray! Let's hear it for meltdown!

Gadget

Er... Dale, meltdown means we could be blown to smithereens.

Dale

Meltdown! Boo! We hate meltdown!

Fat Cat

You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY?! WHY?!

Dale

Because good always triumphs over evil!

Fat Cat

Oh, yeah?

[Appearing in the mirror] Ease up, badger boy.

Dale

The Red Badger!

Actually, I'm a figment of your subconscious imagination created by low self-esteem. That or something you ate... Chin up, badger buddy. Remember my 3 Cs: Courage, confidence and Corn Flakes.

Dale

Corn Flakes?

My sponsor.

Gadget

It's a battery-operated turbo-charged Dustbuster with reversed polarity, rack and pinion steering and hyperfoil fenders.

Dale

What does that mean?

Monty

It means it's fun to ride, so get on.

Dale

How do I look?

Gadget

Kinda dashing.

Monty

Kinda red.

Chip

Kinda stupid.

Dale

Hey, guys! I can lead you! I'll just follow in the footsteps of a real hero!

Gadget

Chip?

Dale

No! The Red Badger!

Monty

I'd rather follow a hero sandwich.

Gadget

So that's my plan for getting past Zipper and into the kitchen, guys. Whaddya think?

Dale

Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!

Chip

Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?

Dale

Where's the free toy car? I've been robbed!

Gadget

You know what they say: "There's no such thing as a free lunch".

Dale

This is breakfast!

Dale

I'm going back to that supermarket and get what's coming to me.

Chip

Uh oh, you know what happens when Dale gets what's coming to him.

Monty

Yeah it usually comes right back at us.