A character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Voiced by Corey Burton
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers · 522 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers: in 143 of its 522 quotes
Most scenes with: Chip (74), Monty (57), Gadget (50)
Ya know something, Chipper, when it comes to planning, you're a pro, but since this is our day off, do ya think we could just maybe, ya know, have some fun?
Absolutely! Not a problem. I've got that figured in too.
Dale[Reads schedule] "Organize Equipment: 10–10:30, Supervised Group Nap: 10:30–1. Fun: 11–11:05..." 5 minutes!?! You scheduled only 5 measly minutes for Fun!?!
Well, we're running late here so better cut that back to 4 minutes.
DaleWhat happened to you? Aren't hermit crabs supposed to have a shell or something?
We all had shells, earmuff. But when we woke up this morning, they all had disappeared, vanished, departed.
Dale[Gasp] You mean they were gone?!
[Sarcastically] It's a good thing you're not any sharper, son. You'd cut yourselves?
DaleWith me in charge, we'll crack this case in no time. [Rushes headlong into a pillar]
You'll crack something, at least.
Look, Monty!
DaleA real treat!
Your favorite: Jack cheese!
No thanks, mate. I'm not real hungry.
[GASP!]
Now look here, Chip, I demand an apology.
An apology?! I'm not the one who deserted his duty! We can't depend on you for anything!
Is that so? All right. If that's the way you feel about me, I QUIT!
DaleWell, you sure handled that right.
You have to get us up there, Gadget!
Great! I can try out the new ejection seats.
Ejection seats...? [all three of them are launched airborne]
From now on, I'm not gonna let anything or anyone turn my head around. [Gets a cheese attack]
DaleWhat's with him?
The flight out must be serving macaroni and-
-chee-eee-eee-eeese!
[Dale opens the door and sees Gadget in a beautiful disguise. He gasps]
Please, help me!
Dale[gulps]
My cousin Gadget said that if I ever need help I could count on the Rescue Rangers.
DaleRight. They'll be back any minute now.
But there is no time to wait! This microfilm must be delivered immediately. [gives the microfilm to Dale] You'll need this map to find my contact. [gives the map to Dale] You must be careful - enemy agents are everywhere. My contact will know you by the password: "Seven shy spies stole the shyster's secrets." I know you won't let me down, super spy. [gives him a kiss] Good luck. Remember the password. [leaves]
Dale[dazed] Right. "Seven spy chides see the sky luck's egrets". Got it!
Golly, where's Rubber Bando?
He was here just a second ago.
(points to a payphone; squeaks) He's over here!
(knocks on the phone) Hello? Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?
Dale(from inside) Nope, nobody here. (stretches out his arm with a finger pointing) Try the gumball machine down the block.
Hmm. He looks kind of shy. (to Dale) Hi, we were wondering if you would like to join us. We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?
Dale(stretches his head out) Go away!
Golly, he seems kind of rude, too.
Where's that flame thrower?
Dale[As Rubber-Band-o] No! Wait! I'm too young to fry!
We spent all night scrubbing and cleaning and polishing and the kitchen still smells like cheddar.
We should be glad Monterey wasn't making saltwater taffy. We'd have to move out.
DaleIf we don't get stuck in the doorway.
Hey, Dale, you pull while I push.
DaleHow come you always make all the decisions?
Okay, fine, have it your way. I'll push and you pull.
DaleThat's better.
DaleI'll say this for your cheese chowder, Monty.
What's that, mate?
DaleIt may be fattening but it's a great way to lose weight.
I didn't mean to. I couldn't help meself. Just the smell of cheese and I lose control.
DaleEat my lunch again and I'll lose control.
Cheeeeeeeeeese.
DaleCool it, Monty! The cow said there isn't any.
But, Dale, if Monty smells cheese there must be some.
And I'll bet where there's cheese, there's Rat Capone. Follow the scent, Monty.
But, remember, control yourself.
Don't worry. I'm... [Sniffs] ...in complete control.
Monty! Slow down!
I'm in control. I'm in control. I'm out of control! I'm out of control!
Terrific. Now he's disappeared, too.
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