I know what you mean, Sam. Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to them anymore.
S2 E22I'll Be Seeing You - Part 1
S2 E23I'll Be Seeing You - Part 2
Oh my God Sam, I've made you a babbling idiot.
Who are you calling a babbling idiot?
You don't have to get upset. I'm actually criticizing myself.
You just called me a babbling idiot and you're criticizing yourself? Do me a favor let me criticize me for awhile. You're sickening.
Do you know the difference between you and a fat, braying ass?
Nope.
The fat, braying ass would.
Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.
[Diane slaps Sam, he slaps her back]
How dare you slap me!
[Diane slaps Sam again, he slaps her back again]
Don't you ever hit me again!
Like hell.
[They carry on slapping each other]
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