How about a beer, Norm?
Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
S2 E15No Help Wanted
S2 E16And Coachie Makes Three
How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And interest, there's nothing interesting about it at all. It's boring. Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables. What kind of trust is that?
When I'm in charge of the bar I know what God feels like.
How's that?
It's like I'm in complete control of people's destinies. Yeah, I can make their drinks too strong so they get sick. Or I can water them down so they're payin' for nothin'. Or if I don't like their attitude I can spit in it.
S2 E17Cliff's Rocky Moment
[on the phone] Can you tell me which is the more dominant flower: the Mountain Lilly or the Black-Eyed Susan?
It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm?
What?
Well that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.
S2 E18Fortune and Men's Weight
It's a sad world we live in when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason.
What's your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Well that's tough to say, Coach. Let's see I'm overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I've never been happier.
S2 E19Snow Job
Beer, Normy?
Coach, I don't know. I'll have one next week... what the heck I'm young.
What's shaking, Norm?
All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
S2 E20Coach Buries a Grudge
Coach, come on. You have to find a way to put this behind you. Angela and T-Bone are both in heaven now.
Let's hope he's not hitting on her up there.
I have a way with inanimate objects.
Maybe you'd like to take a crack at Norm here.
S2 E21Norman's Conquest
Just so we can follow the fun, what's this fight about?
We're not fighting, Carla. We're merely discussing a little difference of opinion. Vodka rocks, two. I think Sam is a heartless mindless slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees.
Sometimes I'm ashamed God made me a man.
I don't think God's doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.
[about being named one of the sexiest bachelors] Besides it gave me a chance to air some of my political issues.
What political issues did you air your views on?
I told them I thought nuclear war would be bad news.
Oh Sam, you stirred up a hornet's nest there.
Really? Well I can always say I was misquoted.
Oh, I see when they say eligible bachelors they mean eligible for a brain transplant.
S2 E22I'll Be Seeing You - Part 1
PPhillip
That's the face I've been looking for.
Sorry, I'm still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.
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