Charmed · Season 5
Dead? What do you mean she's dead?
Don't worry. The dwarves are all over it.
The dwarves?
Piper cast a spell that wound up summoning the descendents of the seven dwarves. Actually, they prefer to be called little people now.
Snow White and the Little People?
When's her prince getting here?
She doesn't have a prince.
No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
I'll do it.
In your dreams Stinky. I'll do it.
I told you not to call me that.
People. A little professional decorum here please. Forgive them, it's been a while.
Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Ah, back off Grams. I just saved your ass.
Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin?
You were dead, dear. But, on the bright side, at least now we have something in common.
Hey, I'm walking here!
Get out of the street!
Death did us part, Cole. Just because you figured out a way to come back, doesn't mean that I didn't keep my end of the bargain.
Paige, I don't wanna chat. I got problems here. Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.
Oh my God, I can't believe he's doing the "look at at me I'm a good guy" routine on prime time. Phoebe must be thrilled.
I'm sure that it's just all this arguing that's got the baby upset.
Leo, the baby is an inch long. All this arguing is upsetting the mommy!
Kiss this bitch. (She tries to blow her up, but her powers showered her with flowers) Ohh, bad baby.
Woman to woman. Cole was the love of my life, and I'm finally learning to live my life without him. Calling him for a favor would open a can of worms that I've worked so hard to close.
Woman to woman. If you're still describing this guy as the love of your life, then the can is open, the worms are out, and you may as well use them to go fishing.
Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later.
What? I knocked.
Doors. People use doors.
(Leo burps and fizzy bubble floats out of his mouth.)
Whoa, what was that?
Hey, how did you do that?
I don't know but I'm feeling really nauseous.
Oh, god, and I'm not. Wait, how, why... Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms?
Wait, w-wait, you're pregnant?
Well, I was. But, now I think Leo is.
Huh?
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