The Brunette (Phoebe): I can't believe how many leprechauns are at my urn.
Brown-Haired Woman (Piper): They always had the hots for you.
The Brunette (Phoebe): It's a little creepy, but I guess you can't be too picky when you're dead!
S8Still Charmed and Kicking
The Brunette (Phoebe): Piper, what are you doing?
Brown-Haired Woman (Piper): What are you doing? You can't pick up on a guy at a funeral!
The Brunette (Phoebe): Why not? It's my funeral!
(The two dark-haired women drag Janice Dickinson into the kitchen.)
Janice (Paige): What is the meaning of this? Do you have any idea who I am?
The Brunette (Phoebe): Yeah, as a matter of fact we do... (She reveals herself to be Phoebe in a glamour.) Paige.
Janice (Paige): I'm sorry, who?
Brown-Haired Woman (Piper): (She reveals herself to be Piper in a glamour.) Nice try. The jig's up, sis.
Janice (Paige): Oh, all right then, fine. (She reveals herself to be Paige in a glamour.) Well, someone had to cry at my funeral! Didn't they?
(about a fireball the demon Elkin is holding.) Doesn't that burn your hand?
S8Malice in Wonderland
Last year you had a premonition that you would have a daughter which means that this year you have to have a little sex and get pregnant. And since Dex, which coincidentally rhymes with sex, could be the father!
GOD!
Witches don't wear costumes.
So the conical hat and black cape are everyday wear?
S8Run, Piper, Run
They think I'm somebody else.
Well, you are somebody else.
I know, but I'm not a fugitive. That's not the alias that I picked, at least not intentionally.
Can't we vanquish him?
We don't usually vanquish humans.
I think the only way to save Maya is to get him to confess to the murder somehow.
Oh, that happens before or after hell freezes over?
MMaya
Sorry I kicked you in the face.
Well, I'm sorry we almost got you killed.
Hurry, get the mattress.
What if it doesn't work?
Well, then it was a bad idea.
Mattress!
Don't worry, we'll have you out of that unflattering color in no time!
S8Desperate Housewitches
Knowing how untrained and untethered magic could lean to disaster, the one in Atlantis, being a prime example, The Elders knew they needed to nurture young magic. The Elders knew they needed to nurture young magic... Billie? Billie are you listening to me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, untethered magic, Elders, yeah, yeah, yeah... that.
Okay. Listen, if you're gonna take over the fight for the greater good I really don't think it's a bad idea if you... know the history of good magic. Listen, Paige wanted me to teach you something good and I think you kinda make me look bad.
Oh, come on, you could be teach me tic-tac toe, she woundn't care. She's just happy you get me of her back for the day.
Okay, so... The magical community knew it needed a place to nurture young magic so the Elders created Magic School.
Leo (talking about Piper making Wyatt a costume for a school play, Piper wants to use magic) You wanted a normal life, remember?
Yes, but that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Oh, that happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
And shut it!
(The Charmed Ones orb into a classroom in Magic School, as demons walk through the corridor.)
Billie was right. It's demon central.
(The sisters peek out of the door, and see Leo talking to The Source.)
Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.
SThe Source
Now why don't I believe that?
We gotta hurry. Leo's in trouble.
Yeah, well, how are we going to stop The Source? We have no potions.
It's gonna take a lot more than potions.
How did you do it last time?
Not the same way we gonna do it this time.
You have a plan?
Yeah, and it starts with Mandy.
(In the Great Hall, Mandy watches The Source staring at Leo.)
MMandy
If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we can go on a family outing. Slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic!
(The Source edges towards Leo, and sniffs.)
SThe Source
There's not a drop of evil in him. HE'S NOT A DEMON AT ALL!
(He then looks down to see Wyatt standing beside Leo. Leo pulls Wyatt behind him, and The Source looks up at him, gasping in surprise.)
SThe Source
This is too good to be true ... Daddy!
MMandy
What?!? Wait...
(Suddenly, Mandy faints to the ground, and the possessor demon separates from her.)
DDemon
What happened? Who did this?
We did.
(The Charmed Ones enter the Great Hall. As they do, The Source turns to them, and Leo grabs Wyatt, both of them heading to a chair and hiding behind it.)
SThe Source
I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really dead! Only you've gone soft in my absence. WITHOUT THE HOLLOW, YOU CAN'T HURT ME!
Oh really? Hey, cupcake!
(Piper blasts the possessor demon into a wall. Just as the demon manages to get to her feet, Piper blows her up The Source yells in agony as he is pulled into a fiery portal, which then explodes and vanishes.)
Talk about your ball and chain!
I don't really understand. How did you ...
Well, she conjured him, so they're connected. She goes, he goes.
For eternity now.
Okay, well, we probably should get out of here, before any other demons recognise us...
What are we going to do with her? (nodding to Mandy, who is lying unconcsious on the floor)
Oh, come on, we don't need to save her! (Phoebe looks at her) What? She's still too perky!
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