Hey, are your boobs always this sore?
(Piper gives a nervous smile.)
Wait a minute, I'm confused…
Cole, maybe you should leave.
S5Siren's Song
Okay, here are your crackers, here's a pad and a pen, we need a summoning spell.
What, now I'm supposed to rhyme?
Yeah, no rest for the whiny.
Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. She did what any good marriage consultant would've done.
A good marriage consultant would've swapped our powers?
No, she would've made you walk a mile in each other's shoes.
You know, you're a pretty good whitelighter.
I learned from the best.
Hey I'm not nauseous anymore.
Hey I am! Wait, that's not good news…
What about your powers?
(Piper takes a doughnut, throws it up in the air, and blows it up.)
Very nice!
So, did you get my flowers?
Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
Maybe the baby thought that fireworks were prettier than demon guts.
Abracadabra!
Nice job!
You did all that with abracadabra?
Nah, I used a spell. I just always wanted to say that
Oh God, not the crying thing.
[tearfully] Leo, I have growing powers inside of me, powers that I do not understand and the only person who does understand never has time to talk, add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the crying thing.
S5Witches in Tights
P3's still doing great.
Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me.
Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed.
Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers.
Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?
Having sex.
Oh!
See this is why I don't want to talk to you about this, it's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant.
Urgh, I don't want to know that either.
I think I'm so busy protecting this big ol' secret of ours I guess I can't really let my guard down. How'd you do it?
Marry an angel.
I'm pregnant, not terminal.
RRamus
Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you can't kick some ass now and again.
S5The Eyes Have It
Well, maybe try a different yoga instructor.
It wasn't the instructor, it was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures. And it was just working on my last nerve. Like 'look it's Jasper's first photo and it's gonna go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says Jasper's first photo!'
Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.
I'm just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser.
No, Paige, you're a big, fat, dumb, unemployed loser who saves the world.
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