Oh please, please. Somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it's really cold.
S5A Witch's Tail, Pt 2
Open Phoebe's heart to Cole,
Reveal the secrets that it holds,
Bring forth the passion of love's fire,
That he may feel her true desire.
Okay...I've had enough. Your treatment of me is shocking.
Oh look out Phoebe, he's packing a seashell.
Tide of evil, washed ashore,
Bring it's darkness ever more,
With all our strength we fight this fate,
Make this evil obliterate.
Shh! Pheobe's doing a news report in there!
In the bathroom?
Weve got to do something before she does something stupid like giving Nancy O'Dell a exclusive with Necktron.
No,this is not happening. This goes way beyond stalking.
S5Happily Ever After
I dont want my baby to turn into a guinea pig
And besides, every other mother to be does not have to worry about her child orbing out to Tahiti when they are sent to their room.
This is not raging hormones talking! This is a very special baby, with very special needs, and I need someone pretty damn special to help me figure it out. And when I say now, I mean now!
Piper!
Thank you.
Don't thank me, I didn't do anything.
What am I doing here? And corporeal to boot.
What do you mean, didn't you come on your own power?
Honey, I'm good, but I'm not that good!
Oh, my goodness, don't tell me you're already interviewing nannies.
Paige. You're even more beautiful than I imagined.
And you are?
Why, I'm your Grams of course. Come here.
No offense, but, uh, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Oh, I'm over that.
You expect me to believe that there are giant beanstalks and gingerbread houses that actually existed?
Cole, these boots may be made for walking, but they're never walking back to you,buddy.
Hear our call,
For those who fall,
Purge her to awaken,
From this toxic taken.
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