Charmed Season 6 quotes

Phoebe

All right, all right. What do you want advice on?

See, there's this woman that I like, and I'd like to ask her out. But I'm afraid she'll say no. What should I do?

Phoebe

Well, why don't you just ask me and find out?

Paige

I'm a dog-walker. The temp agency messed up.

Paige

What kind of whitelighter can't heal?

Chris

For the record, you can't heal either.

Paige

I'm half whitelighter. How come you didn't tell us about this before we hired you?

Chris

Because you didn't hire me. I was assigned by the elders.

Phoebe

Any other little surprises you'd like to share with us?

Chris

No. Look, I haven't been a whitelighter very long, okay? And healing, it's big. And takes a while to learn how to do.

Phoebe

Great, student-lighter.

Phoebe

Oh, Piper, hi! You're never gonna believe this. I think I have a new power. It would certainly explain a lot of my weird behaviour lately, like why I wanted to date Chad and why my advice has been so amazingly accurate. I know, this is huge, right? Huge. So what's my new power you ask? Oh, I'll tell you. Do you remember that empath we helped a couple of years ago? That guy that could feel what other people were feeling?

Chris

Uh, Phoebe.

Phoebe

Just a sec. I think that's what I am now. An empath. I am an empath. That's my new power. Or at least an advancement of my premonition power, I don't know.

Chris

Neither does she, I'm afraid. Know, that is, anything. Paige erased her memory.

Piper

Can you blow things up too?

Paige

Well that little magical whammy you performed on her kind of, um, backfired.

Phoebe

You see, after you left, Piper was really...

Paige

Chipper. Yeah, incessantly, increasingly, annoyingly chipper.

Phoebe

What she said.

Leo

Well, it was supposed to make her feel less pain. I guess with me not around to pull it back a little bit, she got happier and happier?

Paige

Um, no, psychotically chipper.

Leo

Paige...

Phoebe

Let her go. It might seem silly to you, but it's important to her, I know.

Chris

See? It helps to be an empath.

Phoebe

No, it helps to be a sister.

Hell's bells. What have we got here? What, is there a Xena convention in town or something?

On your knees.

Excuse me? I got a better idea. How bout you get on your knees instead.

Who are you to speak to us that way?

Kara.

You don't command us, we command you.

Piper

This isn't Valhalla. You don't have dominion over men here.

Then how do you train them? How do they take orders?

Piper

They don't.

Paige

What is going on here?

Badass fight, that's what.

Paige

Who said that?

Oh, wait, you mean you can hear me? Well, hallelujah. It's about time.

Paige

Please don't tell me you're talking to me.

Are you kidding? I've been trying to get your attention for two days now. I'm in serious trouble here.

Paige

Okay. It's okay, Paige. You've dealt with weirder stuff than this. Maybe-maybe my powers are just advancing. Maybe I can understand animals now.

Oh, please, give me a break. Until you accepted that there might be a reason you got this job, you weren't going to be open to helping me.

Phoebe

Okay, but you don't have to yell at me. 'Cause I can sense how mad you are.

Paige

Okay, just 'cause you can sense doesn't mean I can't vent.

Phoebe

Reverse the spell. Reverse the spell.

Paige

All right, uh.

Phoebe

I mean, just because I could feel some glimmer of Piper's feelings doesn't mean she can. She's completely cut off from them.

Chris

Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Isn't there a spell that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which in this case would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling... Did that make any sense?

Paige

Um, frightening, it did.

Paige

Well, then the question is how do we get close enough to her without her kicking our butts?

Phoebe

I could use my new power to counteract hers.

Chris

How do you figure?

Phoebe

Well, our powers are emotion-based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.