If Piper ever comes back, I'm going to kill her.
S3The Honeymoon's Over
Piper!
This is so not happening.
Listen to me, Piper. I told you, I've thought this whole thing through.
Uh huh. Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
Okay any mass vanquishing spells?
You're the one who's been studying the book.
Why are you picking on me?
Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered.
So, why did you do that to your hair?
To change my luck.
S3Magic Hour
I hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Can't you possibly be the bearer of a big hug?
Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken.
Yeah, but bodies weren't.
And neither were hearts.
You need guidance, some advice on a certain sister situation. Am I getting warm?
Red hot. But wait a minute, if you know, that means that they know, and if they know then we are f...
Fine.
What love can't conquer, we will.
You better be careful or a guy might think he's been followed.
(Phoebe laughs)
You better be careful or a girl might think her sister's getting a really cheesy pick up line.
(The doorbell rings. Phoebe answers it)
1329 Prescott Street. (He holds out the bag of books. Phoebe looks confused.) On the receipt. In the bag. (He looks for it.) It was there. That sounded much better in my head.
(Phoebe laughs)
They gave you our books and you thought you'd drop them by.
That wasn't so hard when you said it. I actually need the ones I bought, so if you don't mind I...
Of course you do, okay. (She goes to get the books. Cole starts to follow but she stops him.) Oh, actually, uh, you know, my sisters sort of got into it today so the place is a disaster, looks like a bomb went off. So if you don't mind just waiting here, that would be great. (She closes the door, gets the books and opens the door back up.) Hi! (She hands them to him.) So, you going back to the office?
Justice must be served, right?
Tell me about it.
(Leo walks into the foyer)
Phoebe, everything okay? I was starting to get worried. Hey.
Um, Cole, Leo, Leo, Cole.
Nice to meet you.
(They shake hands and some of Leo's Whitelighter dust rubs off onto Cole's hand.)
Pleasure.
Sorry to, uh...
No, no, I was just leaving. Really need to take care of some business. (Leo and Phoebe go back inside. Cole walks down the steps. He puts his suitcase down and gets a handkerchief out of his jacket pocket. He wipes his hand.) Whitelighters always were messy. (to his shadow) Report this. (His shadow floats down the steps and goes down a drain.)
S3Once Upon a Time
Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
Sure, why not?
(to Prue) Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa...
Why are you being so stubborn about this?
Because I'm a Scorpio, what's your excuse?
Okay. So, it's kinda late, and, ummm, we're all a little bit tired so how about we finish this up tomorrow?
Now look what you did, you went and turned Prue into the middle child.
We all had the same invisible fairy friend Piper. That is proof that fairies exist.
Or it proves that one of us had a really fertile imagination, and the other two were really big copycats.
I'm done.
What does that mean?
That means that the Powers That Be haven't done anything but ruin my life, so I'm not doing anything for them anymore. Ok? (walks around Phoebe) I going now. ...I'm going now.
I think she's on strike.
KKate
Thistle says that if you really believe in fairies, there's something that can make you innocent again so you can see her. (She throws fairy dust on Prue & Phoebe, who begin to giggle and act like little girls.)
KKate
I think it worked.
(bouncing up and down) I want to see the fairy.
(Kate opens her jewelry box, and a fairy flies out. Prue & Phoebe's jaws drop.)
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