PPPiper, Phoebe, and Paige
Power of three, unite!
End this grizzly fright,
Reverse the roles,
And make us whole.
S6The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell
I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth.
Okay.
Are you Wyatt's little brother?
(sighs) ... Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time.
There was a wolf following us
SSSigmund's Head
Not everybody sees what you see, Phoebe. Only those who are meant to see, see
What have you got in there, Confucius?
(to Shapeshifter Boy) Hey, watch it! I still have a mouth. I'll turn you into a toad
(After Shapeshifter Boy is turned back) Next time, I'll give you warts!
S6I Dream of Phoebe
I've been calling for you all week, didn't you hear me?
For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute.
You can put me on mute?
Oracles, furtune tellers, soothsayers, they all say the same thing. If Mom and Dad don't screw this month, I'm screwed.
Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
What? No.
Oh, thank God.
Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?
GGenie
When I form my empire, the first thing I'm gonna do is rid the world of witches.
Oh, yeah? Well, when you're back in your bottle, the first thing I'm gonna do is put you in the microwave. Ha ha. How do you like that?
Alright, I made a little wish.
You did what?
Two little wishes.
Oh, great. It's not bad enough I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
And?
For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Eww! Oh my God, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
No...
You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future.
No, no, no...
Oh my god, you are so gross.
I'm Piper and Leo's son.
What?
They're my parents. I came back to save my family.
You're serious.
Yeah. Only now I've gotta save myself. Because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.
This is all so wrong! And this has been such a long day...
S6The Courtship of Wyatt's Father
She knows we're up to something. I can't believe how hard it is to get two people laid.
Paige, that is disgusting.
Well, it's what we're trying to do, right?
No, we are trying to romance Piper and Leo together so they can conceive Chris, our nephew.
And that's different how?
Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
Well, what ever show we’re watching, we are running out of time.
What's going on?
Maybe, maybe you should sit down, for a second.
Oh! That doesn't sound good.
No, no. No, It's good, it's good. I mean, you know it's not bad. It's a really, it's a really good thing. It's not a bad thing. I think it's a really good thing, Don't you think??
Yeah! I mean, it depends, you know.
Unhu! that sounds worse.
No, it's just complicated.
Chris.. is your son.
(Piper stare at them, incredulous)
Wyatt's brother. Look I know this is huge...
No, It's not huge, because it's not possible. It's crazy!'Cause I'm not pregnant!
PPPhoebe and Paige
Oh, yeah!
No, I'm not. I mean, how could that happen!? I mean, I know how that could happen! But, it...... Oh! What am I going to do?
Maybe you should talk to Leo about it?
No! I can't!
Why?
Well, because, because, because I can't!
Is this a bad time?
(Piper stare at Chris like she's seeing him for the first time)
I never stopped loving you.
S6Hyde School Reunion
PPaula
Todd! There you are, sweetie. (notices Phoebe) Oh, and there you are. I was wondering if you'd have the nerve to show up.
What do you mean "nerve"?
PPaula
Oh. You're the talk of the reunion. You know, you can fool San Francisco with your pithy advice, but you can't fool us. We all know you, sweetie.
TTodd
That's enough, Paula.
So what is that supposed to mean?
PPaula
It means you're a fake. The only thing you were ever known for was lying and ditching and stealing boyfriends.
Phoebe, are you gonna let someone with a giant helmet that passes for hair talk to you like that?
RRamona
God, Paula. Just because Todd had a thing for Phoebe, you don't have to be so mean.
Paula (to Ramona): I'm not being mean. I'm doing her a favor. (to Phoebe) To the rest of the world, you might be "Ask Phoebe", but to us, you'll always be "Freebie".
(Phoebe looks hurt. She turns and walks away)
Paige (to Phoebe): You okay?
(Paula smirks with pride. Paige glares at Paula, then walks away to follow Phoebe)
Paula (to Todd): Hey. Let's dance. Hmm?
(cut to the hallway. Phoebe is walking and Paige follows her quickly)
Hey. Why didn't you just tell that chick to go screw herself?
(Phoebe turns into Teen Phoebe, then quickly turns back into her adult self)
Phoebe?
Okay, what just happened?
You tell me.
I have no idea. I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback.
Yeah. Your whole body just flashed back.
What? Are you kidding me? I-I just felt...
Pissed?
Very.
Well, as someone who's seen Carrie, both versions, I'd say the reunion is over.
Oh my god, you're pregnant!
Yeah, it looks that way, huh?
When did this happen?
Oh, well, you know, I've been meaning to call you but, you know... Leo's the father.
Leo? I thought you guys split up.
We did.
Well, then how... I don't understand.
Well, He was dying and I was crying... It's all very complicated
And she's under the influence.
Of alcohol?
No. Adolecence.
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