Todd! There you are, sweetie. (notices Phoebe) Oh, and there you are. I was wondering if you'd have the nerve to show up.
What do you mean "nerve"?
Oh. You're the talk of the reunion. You know, you can fool San Francisco with your pithy advice, but you can't fool us. We all know you, sweetie.
That's enough, Paula.
So what is that supposed to mean?
It means you're a fake. The only thing you were ever known for was lying and ditching and stealing boyfriends.
Phoebe, are you gonna let someone with a giant helmet that passes for hair talk to you like that?
God, Paula. Just because Todd had a thing for Phoebe, you don't have to be so mean.
Paula (to Ramona): I'm not being mean. I'm doing her a favor. (to Phoebe) To the rest of the world, you might be "Ask Phoebe", but to us, you'll always be "Freebie".
(Phoebe looks hurt. She turns and walks away)
Paige (to Phoebe): You okay?
(Paula smirks with pride. Paige glares at Paula, then walks away to follow Phoebe)
Paula (to Todd): Hey. Let's dance. Hmm?
(cut to the hallway. Phoebe is walking and Paige follows her quickly)
Hey. Why didn't you just tell that chick to go screw herself?
(Phoebe turns into Teen Phoebe, then quickly turns back into her adult self)
Phoebe?
Okay, what just happened?
You tell me.
I have no idea. I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback.
Yeah. Your whole body just flashed back.
What? Are you kidding me? I-I just felt...
Pissed?
Very.
Well, as someone who's seen Carrie, both versions, I'd say the reunion is over.
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