Oracles, furtune tellers, soothsayers, they all say the same thing. If Mom and Dad don't screw this month, I'm screwed.
Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
What? No.
Oh, thank God.
Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?
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