She knows we're up to something. I can't believe how hard it is to get two people laid.
Paige, that is disgusting.
Well, it's what we're trying to do, right?
No, we are trying to romance Piper and Leo together so they can conceive Chris, our nephew.
And that's different how?
Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
Well, what ever show we’re watching, we are running out of time.
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