I've been calling for you all week, didn't you hear me?
For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute.
You can put me on mute?
“I Dream of Phoebe” · Season 6
In this episode: Chris Halliwell (3), Phoebe Halliwell (2), Paige Matthews (2)
Oracles, furtune tellers, soothsayers, they all say the same thing. If Mom and Dad don't screw this month, I'm screwed.
Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
What? No.
Oh, thank God.
Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?
GGenie
When I form my empire, the first thing I'm gonna do is rid the world of witches.
Oh, yeah? Well, when you're back in your bottle, the first thing I'm gonna do is put you in the microwave. Ha ha. How do you like that?
Alright, I made a little wish.
You did what?
Two little wishes.
Oh, great. It's not bad enough I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
And?
For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Eww! Oh my God, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
No...
You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future.
No, no, no...
Oh my god, you are so gross.
I'm Piper and Leo's son.
What?
They're my parents. I came back to save my family.
You're serious.
Yeah. Only now I've gotta save myself. Because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.
This is all so wrong! And this has been such a long day...
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