Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Thanks.

Leo

You sure you're alright?

Phoebe

I'm fine, really.

Dan

You're lucky. Falling down like that you really could've hurt yourself.

Prue

Maybe we should call it a night, huh? Let her get some rest.

Piper

Uh, okay. I'll walk you out.

Dan

Okay. Hey, Leo. Comin'?

Phoebe

Er, no... He has to stay here and...

Prue

...Um, take glasses back to P3.

Dan

Now? At this hour?

Piper

I'm a tough boss. Ready?

Leo

Nice chatting with you.

Dan

Yeah, you too.

Leo

I thought he'd never leave.

Piper

The hell were you two chatting about all night?

Prue

Piper, do you mind? Phoebe, so what really happened?

Phoebe

Uh... Okay, I heard what I thought were party noises. So I came downstairs to check and to yell at you guys. And... I was attacked. By something invisible.

Prue

So, what, like a ghost?

Phoebe

I didn't sense another being. It was more, um... I don't know. Like-like a daydream, I guess.

Piper

A daydream? Since when do daydreams attack people?

Phoebe

It wasn't really an attack, it was more of... a seduction.

Leo

Interesting daydream.

Phoebe

Yeah.

Prue

So, I guess the question is what was it?

Phoebe

Have you ever run across anything like this? I mean, as a Whitelighter?

Leo

Not really.

Piper

Which means we have no idea if it's going to strike again or not.

Phoebe

Ok. Family tree. I know I saw one somewhere.

Piper

Uh, I still don't understand.

Phoebe

We were all related. Cousins. And we lived here at the manor back in the twenties.

Piper

Together? Here? So much for evolution.

Prue

Wait. So you saw us in our past lives? I mean, did we look the same?

Phoebe

Uh, yeah. You did, actually. Kind of.

Prue

What are you guys doing here?

Phoebe

We are rescuing you! From the tall, dark and NAKED man!!!!

Prue

I told you to stay away.

Phoebe

Yeah, now I know why. He is yummy. (clears her throat.)

Piper

I don’t believe this! We’ve been frantic, worried sick about you thinking you’ve been kidnapped...

Prue

Yeah, I was...

Piper

(points to the side of the bed) Panties.

Prue

Oh, oh! (She rushes to the bedside and picks them up.) Huh, thanks. Look, uh, you guys have really got this all uh—(looks at her underwear in her hand) wrong.

Piper

Yeah, we know. It’s a trap.

Phoebe

A tall, dark, and naked trap.

So when is this photographer blessing us with his presence?

Prue

That would be me.

You're 12.

Prue

Oh, I'm good!

Phoebe

Hello, privacy!

Prue

Hello, ax-murderer!

It's okay. The man is here to save the day.

Prue

Billy, it's the 21st century. It's the woman's job to save the day.

Prue

(after taking a picture of Piper) So, I think I'll call this, "Woman Pretending Not to Look Out the Window".

Piper

(walking towards Prue with mug) How about "Girl About to Pour Hot Tea on Sister's Head"?

Piper

Prue, wh-what are you doing in here?

Leo

Piper, can you hand me a towel? Prue!

Prue

Hey Leo, nice orbs.

Piper

Bye... Bye!

Prue

Ow!

Piper

Let me help you, let me help you. Alright, go on, sicko.

Prue

Anybody here?

Phoebe

In here.

Prue

Hey. Oh, good, I was looking for that. Wait, what are you doing with the book?

Phoebe

Oh, I'm looking for the demon that's gonna kill me. I just love getting those premonitions.

Prue

Oh, okay, what premonition? When?

Phoebe

About an hour ago. Right after I was trying to tell Charlene that she's dead.

Prue

I'm lost.

Phoebe

Oh sorry! Wrong sister.

Piper

I'm home!

Prue

Come on.

Piper

Where are we going?

Phoebe

We'll explain on the way there.

Piper

Who's that?

Phoebe

Let's go, let's go. That's my dead friend.

Piper

Where you off to?

Prue

Lunch date with Dick.

Phoebe

Dull Dick? Prue, you are too hot to have to duty date.

Prue

Yeh, well. all demon hunting and no play has made me a lot less picky. I gotta figure out a way to put more balance in my life.

Piper

Yeh, but you don't need Dick!

Phoebe

You know, we keep saying that, but what does it really mean?

Prue

Okay any mass vanquishing spells?

Phoebe

You're the one who's been studying the book.

Prue

Why are you picking on me?

Phoebe

Because I'm scared and we're outnumbered.

Prue

Yeah, well, rules are meant to be broken.

Phoebe

Yeah, but bodies weren't.

Piper

And neither were hearts.

Piper

Why are you being so stubborn about this?

Phoebe

Because I'm a Scorpio, what's your excuse?

Prue

Okay. So, it's kinda late, and, ummm, we're all a little bit tired so how about we finish this up tomorrow?

Phoebe

Now look what you did, you went and turned Prue into the middle child.