Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Prue

Everything's under control, don't worry about a thing. I've got it all under control. Hi, he needs medical attention. The Pastor's inside, I kicked his ass. He needs attention too, he's knocked out.

Prue

I think that you're barking up the wrong demon.

Prue

And you, why don't you go whitelight a fire underneath your bosses' butts.

Piper

Prue?

Prue

In here, working on the chandelier.

Piper

Sorry, I'm late.

Prue

What else is new? You know, Piper, I would have been here to wait for an electrician myself, but you know I can't leave the museum until six. I didn't even have time to change.

Piper

I just... I didn't realize how long I was in Chinatown. Did Jeremy call?

Prue

No, but he had some roses and a package delivered. What were you doing in Chinatown? I through that you had an interview at North Beach.

Piper

I did, but later I went to Yung Li market after my interview to get the ingredients for my audition recipe tomorrow.

Prue

So that Wolfgang Puck knock-off didn't hire you today?

Piper

No, but this just may get me the job.

Prue

Jeremy sent you port?

Piper

It's the ultimate ingredient for my recipe.

Prue

Nice boyfriend.

Piper

Oh my God. I don't believe it. Tell me that's not our old spirit board.

Prue

Yeah, I found it in the basement when I was looking for the circuit tester.

Piper

"To my three beautiful girls. May this give you the light to find the shadows. The Power of Three will set you free. Love, Mom." We never did figure out what this inscription meant.

Prue

Oh, you should send it to Phoebe, that girl is so in the dark, maybe a little bit of light will help.

Piper

You're always so hard on her.

Prue

Piper, the girl has no vision, no sense of the future.

Piper

I really think Phoebe's coming around.

Prue

Well, as long as she doesn't come around here I guess that's good news.

Prue

I don't get it. I have checked everything. There's no reason why the chandelier should not be working.

Piper

We've been talking about what to do with that spare room. I think you're right, we do need a roommate.

Prue

Well we could rent out a room at a reduced rate in exchange to help around the house.

Piper

Phoebe's good with a wrench.

Prue

Phoebe lives in New York.

Piper

Not anymore.

Prue

What?

Piper

She left New York. She's moving back in with us.

Prue

You've got to be kidding.

Piper

Well, I could hardly say no. It's her house too; it was willed to all of us.

Prue

Yeah, months ago. And we haven't seen her or spoken to her since.

Piper

Well, you haven't spoken to her.

Prue

No, I haven't. Maybe you forgot why I'm so mad at her.

Piper

Well, of course not, but she had nowhere else to go. She lost her job, she's in debt.

Prue

And this is news? How long have you known about this anyway?

Piper

A couple of days. Maybe a week, or two...

Prue

Thanks for sharing. When does she arrive?

Phoebe

Surprise! I found the hide-a-key!

Piper

Phoebe, welcome home.

Phoebe

Hello Piper. (Piper and Phoebe hug)

Piper

It's so good to see you. Isn't it, Prue?

Prue

I'm speechless.

Phoebe

Oops, I forget about the cab.

Piper

I'll get it. (She grabs Prue's purse)

Prue

Piper, that's my purse!

Phoebe

Thanks, I'll pay you back.

Prue

Is that all that you brought?

Phoebe

That's all that I own, that and a bike. Look, I know that you don't want me here...

Prue

We're not selling Gram's house.

Phoebe

Is that why you think I came back?

Prue

Look, the only reason Piper and I gave up our apartment and moved back was because this house has been in our family for generations.

Phoebe

No history lesson needed. I grew up here, too. So, can we talk about what's really bothering you?

Prue

No, I'm still furious with you.

Phoebe

So, you'd rather have a tense reunion filled with boring chitchat and unimportant small talk?

Prue

No, but otherwise we won't have anything to talk about.

Phoebe

I never touched Roger.

Prue

Whoa!

Phoebe

I know you think otherwise because that's what that Armani-wearing, Chardonnay-slugging, trust-funder told you, but...

Piper

Hey! I have a great idea! Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner?

Prue

I'm not hungry.

Phoebe

Ate on the bus.

Piper

Okay, we'll try the group hug later.

Prue

What are you watching?

Piper

Nothing. Just a show.

Prue

About witches? Are you worried we're gonna be burned at the stake?

Piper

Yeah, right. By the way, Andy called.

Prue

When?

Piper

While you were in the shower.

Prue

What did you tell him?

Piper

That you were in the shower. Bad date?

Prue

No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know. Dinner. Movie. Sex.

Piper

Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze.

Prue

It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.

Piper

High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad, huh?

Prue

No. Actually, that good. It was... well, we were amazing, but that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different, that we would take it slow. It just shouldn't've happened, that's all.

Phoebe

What shouldn't've happened?

Piper

Prue slept with Andy.

Phoebe

Hello!

Prue

Oh, thanks a lot, mouth.

Phoebe

Wait, you were going to tell her, but not me? Family meeting!

Prue

Speaking of last night, what time did you end up rolling in?

Phoebe

No no no, do not change the subject!

Prue

Don't dodge the question!

Piper

It must've been at least after three.

Phoebe

I must still be on New York time.

Prue

Actually, that would make it later.

Come on, Prue. Listen to me. We've known each other for a long time. We just couldn't help ourselves. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Prue

I know, Andy.

All we did was make love.

Prue

I know, Andy.

Prue

Brittany, are you alright?

Piper

I'll call 911.

Prue

And tell them what? That she's dying of old age at 25?

Prue

Um, hi. You must be Mr. Wyatt.

Phoebe

The handyman?

Leo

Call me Leo.

Phoebe

Gladly.

Prue

Some of us have a job.

Phoebe

Some of us have fun.

Piper

And some of us are having a really bad hair day.

Piper

Okay, we have to call the cops and report it as a break-in.

Prue

And tell them what? That someone broke into our house to try and steal our broomsticks?

Phoebe

Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t we throw a party and charge admission. It’s a great way to make extra cash.

Prue

Hey, I have an even better idea. Why don’t you just get a job?

Prue

Phoebe, you have to save him. You can’t let him out of your sight.

Phoebe

Oh, don’t worry. I waited until he went to sleep, and then I broke a key off in his door to lock him in. He’s safe ‘till morning. (silence) Hey, wait. That’s it? You’re not going to get mad at me?

Prue

You were trying to do something good… and now you’re going to get to do something… wonderful. I couldn’t ask for a better birthday present than that.

Piper

I've never seen anybody killed before.

Phoebe

Jeremy.

Prue

Javna.

Piper

I mean humans.