“Sin Francisco” · Season 3
In this episode: Prue Halliwell (10), Phoebe Halliwell (6), Piper Halliwell (5)
Wait a minute, are you telling me you're actually looking for trouble now? Prue, what happened to putting more balance in your life? You know, less wicca wonder, more Prue.
Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.
Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!
Oh my god! It's the coffee maker I wanted.
Phoebe it's just the carton.
Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.
Now there's a full time job.
Leo, you're a genius, what would we do without him?
Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.
The three of us can handle the box.
Are you sure?
Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?
A-a-are you drinking in the middle of the day?
Well, I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?
Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with those sin thingys.
My ethics professor threw me out of class.
What happened?
One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.
Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?
Unfortunately, what got into you was lust, as in the sin of.
What, now you think we were infected?
Hello, gluttony, table for one.
Everything's under control, don't worry about a thing. I've got it all under control. Hi, he needs medical attention. The Pastor's inside, I kicked his ass. He needs attention too, he's knocked out.
Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours.
Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.
Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.
Pride? You didn't seem all that different.
Oh really, well back at ya.
Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight.
Me neither!
So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?
Orgy.
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