What are you watching?
Nothing. Just a show.
About witches? Are you worried we're gonna be burned at the stake?
Yeah, right. By the way, Andy called.
When?
While you were in the shower.
What did you tell him?
That you were in the shower. Bad date?
No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know. Dinner. Movie. Sex.
Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze.
It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.
High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad, huh?
No. Actually, that good. It was... well, we were amazing, but that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different, that we would take it slow. It just shouldn't've happened, that's all.
What shouldn't've happened?
Prue slept with Andy.
Hello!
Oh, thanks a lot, mouth.
Wait, you were going to tell her, but not me? Family meeting!
Speaking of last night, what time did you end up rolling in?
No no no, do not change the subject!
Don't dodge the question!
It must've been at least after three.
I must still be on New York time.
Actually, that would make it later.