Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Prue

I'm sorry, this just seems so callous. I mean, you just lost your life and we're treating you like 411.

It's okay. It's just... I'm at peace now. The ones I loved - when someone's taken from you, suddenly there are no goodbyes.

Prue

Something we're all too familiar with.

At its core, evil exists for one reason: to spread loss. Be careful not to lose each other. Take care and blessed be.

Phoebe

Wait a minute, are you telling me you're actually looking for trouble now? Prue, what happened to putting more balance in your life? You know, less wicca wonder, more Prue.

Prue

Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.

Phoebe

Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!

Phoebe

Oh my god! It's the coffee maker I wanted.

Prue

Phoebe it's just the carton.

Phoebe

Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.

Prue

Now there's a full time job.

Piper

Leo, you're a genius, what would we do without him?

Prue

Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.

Prue

The three of us can handle the box.

Phoebe

Are you sure?

Prue

Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?

Prue

A-a-are you drinking in the middle of the day?

Piper

Well, I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?

Phoebe

My ethics professor threw me out of class.

Prue

What happened?

Phoebe

One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.

Prue

Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?

Prue

Unfortunately, what got into you was lust, as in the sin of.

Piper

What, now you think we were infected?

Prue

Hello, gluttony, table for one.

Prue

Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours.

Phoebe

Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.

Prue

Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.

Phoebe

Pride? You didn't seem all that different.

Prue

Oh really, well back at ya.

Prue

Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight.

Phoebe

Me neither!

Prue

So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?

Piper

Orgy.

Phoebe

I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.

Leo

We have to.

Prue

We've been in tighter jams than this before.

Phoebe

But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.

Prue

Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9:30 Faithless at the Avalon.

Prue

Alright, look. This whole voting together thing would be really, really cute if it weren't so annoying. I mean, maybe your guys votes should just count as one from now on.

Piper

Bet you wouldn't mind if we were voting with ya.

Piper

Well, since plan A is going so well, I'd love to hear about plan B...assuming that you have one.

Prue

I've got part of it, in the freezer.

Piper

In the freezer? Wait, we're gonna fight the brotherhood with Ben & Jerry's?

Leo

Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.

Piper

Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.

Leo

Well, great, except that we're not.

Piper

Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)

Leo

Where did you get that?

Piper

From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?

Leo

Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.

Piper

No, you weren't. Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.

Leo

You're gonna forge my birth certificate.

Piper

No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.

Leo

Piper, this is completely illegal.

Piper

Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.

Prue

(walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?

Leo

Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.