Prue Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Piper?

Prue

Uh, okay, was it a demon?

Piper

No, it was watermelon!

Phoebe

Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?

Piper

I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up in the air and I tried to freeze it and it exploded.

I'm just thrilled to meet you. I mean, I've heard of the Charmed Ones, of course, but I just thought I'd never dream I'd...

Prue

Nearly die with us? Yes, well, welcome to our lives.

Piper

Check her out, whipping it up like it's Tollhouse Cookies. Maybe after she fixes Phoebe she could fix me.

Prue

Piper, you don't need fixing.

Piper

Uh, if it's taking the Elders this long to tell Leo what's wrong with me, then I definitely need fixing.

Piper

Sorry about knocking you out. Nothing personal.

Prue

Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.

Piper

Yeah, I was kinda relieved too.

Phoebe ...

Piper

(bending over Leo) What did you do to him?! (Belthazor changes back into Cole)

Phoebe

I saw what you did.

Cole

It's not what it looks like, it wasn't ...

Phoebe

Janna is dead and Leo is unconscious. What else could it be?

Cole

Raynor forced me. I had no choice.

Phoebe

There's always a choice, Cole!

Cole

(looks at the potion) The potion. (reaches for it, but Phoebe grabs it) Before it's too late ...

Phoebe

It's already too late. You killed an innocent woman, there is no turning back from that.

Cole

I didn't wanna kill her, you've gotta understand that. I can still be good.

Phoebe

There's nothing good in you anymore.

Prue

Maybe there never was. You have to read the spell to activate the amulets, right? I mean, Cole, maybe that was your plan all along, to get the Book.

Piper

But evil can't use the amulets or the Book.

Cole

Phoebe, you've gotta believe me.

Piper

I think she's believed you one too many times.

Cole

Stay outta this! This is between her and me.

Phoebe

There's nothing between us anymore.

Cole

Phoebe, don't let Raynor take this away from us. Don't let him win.

Phoebe

Raynor didn't set me up. You set me up. What am I supposed to do?

Cole

(reaches for the potion) Please, save me.

Phoebe

Save yourself. (She smashes the potion to the ground. Cole sullenly stares at the sisters, and shimmers out.)

Prue

For Liza, a lost sister, may her spirit soar.

Piper

For Jenna, our lost friend, may we meet again.

Phoebe

For Cole, a lost love, may you find peace.

Phoebe

Well, I'm single again, so I have no choice but to live vicariously through your love life.

Prue

Wow, I'd pick a better love life if I were you. Lately mine's been rated PG for Pretty Grim.

Phoebe

That's because nobody makes it past the threshold Prue. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you're out there looking, but you can't keep saving yourself for Mr. Right. I need more vicarious thrills than that.

Phoebe

You can't stay down there forever.

Piper

Yes I can.

Phoebe

No you can't, you have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.

Prue

That's right. And, and two sisters who need you to cook for them and fight evil with them.

Phoebe

Okay, do you want her to come up or do you want her to stay down there?

Prue

What are you doing?

Piper

I think you've got fleas.

Prue

You know what, that is so not funny, cause I think I do.

Piper

I think you do.

Prue

Okay, you have no idea how hard it was being a dog, okay, I mean, peeing outside, eating everything and anything, and just smelling everything...

Piper

Must have been ruff! No pun intended.

Prue

Aha... aha... Well, at least I got to meet a really cute guy.

Piper

You met a guy?

Prue

Mmhmm...

Piper

As a dog?!

Prue

Mmhmm...

Piper

How?!

Prue

Well, he ran me over.

Piper

Ok, I think we made it. I'm sure we made it. You think we made it?

Prue

I don't know.

Phoebe

I think he would attack by now if we haven't.

Who? Who would attack? Why don't you tell me what's going on?

Phoebe

Because we're busy trying to save your life.

From who?

Prue

Ah, unfortunately, we're not pretty sure.

Piper

That's because Phoebe didn't give us enough time to figure it out.

Phoebe

Well, I didn't have a lot of time. I mean, I can't control how far in the future my premonition takes place. I saw the attack, we kicked butt, what more do you want?

Piper

I'd like to know more about who we're up against.

Prue

Ok, Phoebe, maybe you should check the Book of Shadows, see you can find anything else about this demonic hitman, OK?

Excuse me? Demonic?

Piper

And how to vanquish him, that will be a good thing to know. And do not exined trap with the Cole potion thing. Because the only one we conserve about saving, right now, is ourselves.

Prue

Ah? A, a, a OK...What Cole potion?

Piper

Ah, he told her that he only kills because some demon cast a spell on him. How naive is that?

Prue

I thought that she is all over him.

Piper

Apparently not.

What a hell are you talking about? First you tell me my life is in danger, than you adopt me from my work. Now you talk about demons and witches - who the hell are you people?!

Prue

Look, I know this all sounds incredible, but it doesn't make it any less true. You are a healer, you do good, you saved too many lives or you could save that which they don't want you to save.

They?

Prue

Yes, demons, more specifically, Shax, who is the Source's assassin.

Hold on. I get that. This is a practical joke, right? I bet you have a hidden camera here. My second wife put you up to this? Ah, just like her.

Prue

Ah, OK, Doctor Griffiths, this is anything but...

Piper

What?

Prue

I don't know, I just...felt a chill. Phoebe?

Phoebe

Alright, alright, I am coming.

Prue

Phoebe!

Piper

Phoebe!

Piper

Ah!

Dear God!

Prue

No!

Piper

Prue! Ha! Aah.

What are you?

The end.

Phoebe

Oh, no. Oh, God. Leo! Leo! Hurry, it's bad.

Prue

Oh.

Piper

Ahh, what happened?

Leo

You almost dead, that's what happened.

Piper

Yeah, what else is new?

Prue

Oh, where's Shax?

Phoebe

I tried to use the vanquishing spell on him. But I think I just wounded him, he turned into the wind.

Prue

Maybe the spell needs more than one witch for full effect. Ah, OK, come on.

Piper

Come on, come on, where?

Prue

Let's go find him. So we can finish it off while he still hurt. Look, you just stay here with Griffiths, alright? If Shax comes back, say the spell to fend him off. OK, come on.

Prue

You're banking an awful lot on that little potion of yours.

Phoebe

No, I'm not. I'm banking on Cole.

Prue

Alright, this thing has to end now, okay? The media is turning it into a freakin' circus.

Leo

Now you know why the Elders have always been highly concerned about exposure.

Piper

Okey-dokey, now we know.

Piper

We're gonna do talk shows and book signings and movie deals, and then be taken by the C.I.A. and be dissected.

Prue

How can you be joking about this?

Piper

Who's joking?

Prue

Well, I'm not. Alright, I'm scared. And you should be too. Okay, our lives, Piper, everything that we've worked for could be completely destroyed with-with one stupid mistake. Our entire future , our entire destiny could be wiped out just like that.

Hi my name is Alice, Alice Hicks. I've been trying to contact you. I want to join your coven.

Prue

What are you, nuts? This is our home, get out of here!