Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

Reverse the spell. Reverse the spell.

Paige

All right, uh.

Phoebe

I mean, just because I could feel some glimmer of Piper's feelings doesn't mean she can. She's completely cut off from them.

Chris

Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Isn't there a spell that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which in this case would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling... Did that make any sense?

Paige

Um, frightening, it did.

Paige

Well, then the question is how do we get close enough to her without her kicking our butts?

Phoebe

I could use my new power to counteract hers.

Chris

How do you figure?

Phoebe

Well, our powers are emotion-based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.

Piper

(to Wyatt) Okay, bud, here we go. Here we go, okay. Hey, lookie, how about this? (picks up a teddy) You like this guy? Hello. No? Pheebs, a little help here.

Phoebe

We hate that toy. It's yucky and crusty and gross.

Piper

Okay, then what does he want?

Phoebe

That. (points at the TV)

Piper

Yeah, see, I am a failure.

Paige

No, you're not. We just happen to have more pressing concerns right now than the media's influence.

I don't know what's happening here, I...

Paige

Well, it's called magic, Kaneisha. Witchcraft, specifically. I really love your... jacket! (orbs the jacket to her)

Phoebe

Wanna see more magic? Let's check in with Piper at the Golden Gate Bridge. Take it away, Piper!

Phoebe

She's at her new temp job.

Chris

She's still on that kick?

Piper

It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.

Chris

Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?

Surprised to see us? I got my first premonition tonight.

Phoebe

I know you did, you genius. I planted it to lead you here.

¡Oh!

Well, from where I'm standing, that's seems like a stupid thing to do. And I know a LOT about stupid things!

Piper

(Ironically) Yeah, see, she got us there!

Piper

How did you know they weren't us?

Chris

In all my life I have never seen you take the bait the way that witch took it from you.

Phoebe

In all your life? But you've only been our Whitelighter for two months.

Chris

Let's just reverse the magic.

Phoebe

Trust me. The sooner you get back on the dating horse, the easier it will be.

Piper

No, I know. You're right, you're absolutely right. It's just, the truth is, I'm a little scared. I mean, I was married to an angel, for crying out loud. Who is gonna compare to that?

Phoebe

I know, but, Piper, you also dated a demon, a warlock and a ghost, you know. That's what you should be scared of.

Piper

Super pep talk, sis.

Paige

Oh, she's not only butting in, she's taking sides.

Phoebe

Look, Paige, it's not only what I saw but it's what I felt. Don't you think if they just tried to kill someone I would have felt some intense anger coming from them? But I didn't.

Paige

I don't know. Are you sensing any intense anger coming at you right now?

Piper

Okay, let's look at the bright side. We settled a family feud, we set free a tortured soul, maybe your new power and Paige's new solo path away from the sisterhood, is some kind of synergy, that is all working together in some kind of divine way.

Nah.

Phoebe

You've got me, Jason Dean. I'm yours. So no more wooing.

Jason

Okay, no more wooing. I guess I'll cancel our helicopter to Carmel for dinner.

Phoebe

No, no, no, maybe a little bit more wooing.

Phoebe

Yeah. If I had to guess, I would say it's a world of desire, but it's not my desire, it's your desire. I can feel how much you want all of this for me.

Jason

Yes, Phoebe, I want everything for you including sanity. If I die, promise me you'll see a doctor.

Phoebe

I have half a mind to call Jason and complain about it, but I don't wanna use our relationship for leverage.

Piper

What's the use of sleeping with your boss, then?

Phoebe

Because I actually enjoy sleeping with my boss.

Piper

Yeah, don't brag.

Piper

What the hell is going on?

Paige

Bitch later, vanquish now. (Piper and Phoebe vanquish the demon Zahn)

Phoebe

I love watching lawyers explode!

Piper

Can I bitch now?