“The Power of Three Blondes” quotes from Charmed

Phoebe

She's at her new temp job.

Chris

She's still on that kick?

Piper

It's not a kick, Chris. It's her quest for happiness outside of magic.

Chris

Yeah, but it's a temp job. Who finds happiness on a temp job?

Let me take the boy for a walk.

Piper

All right. Just don't forget a hat for those ears.

I always keep the baby warm.

Piper

I meant yours.

We made the book of shadows? What, no picture?

Just a paragraph. A really, really tiny paragraph.

"The Stillman Sisters: Mabel, Mitzy, Margo. Common witches known for their small-time hustles and cons. Not worth vanquishing. If they become a nuisance, try a simple spell to bind their magic."

Oh. Well, at least we got an entry.

Yeah, but look at what they think of us. Common witches, not worth vanquishing?

Is that right? Well, check what these common witches just did. We're standing in the home of the Charmed Ones. We got their powers. We got their Book, and we got... blonde, multi-tonal hair. Who's the nuisance now?

We are.

Oh yeah!

Piper

Without picture ID's, we got no credit cards, we got nothing. It's like we don't exist.

Paige

Everyone in the world thinks we're these trashy blondes. I do have to hand it to them, though. They've taken identity theft to a whole new level.

Surprised to see us? I got my first premonition tonight.

Phoebe

I know you did, you genius. I planted it to lead you here.

¡Oh!

Well, from where I'm standing, that's seems like a stupid thing to do. And I know a LOT about stupid things!

Piper

(Ironically) Yeah, see, she got us there!

Paige

Ah, don't worry, this blonde couldn't hit the broad side of a beauty parlour. I mean, check out that dye job!

How dare you!

Piper

How did you know they weren't us?

Chris

In all my life I have never seen you take the bait the way that witch took it from you.

Phoebe

In all your life? But you've only been our Whitelighter for two months.

Chris

Let's just reverse the magic.