“Valhalley of the Dolls, Pt 2” · Season 6
In this episode: Paige Matthews (7), Phoebe Halliwell (6), Chris Halliwell (3), Leo Wyatt (2), Piper Halliwell (1)
Well that little magical whammy you performed on her kind of, um, backfired.
You see, after you left, Piper was really...
Chipper. Yeah, incessantly, increasingly, annoyingly chipper.
What she said.
Well, it was supposed to make her feel less pain. I guess with me not around to pull it back a little bit, she got happier and happier?
Um, no, psychotically chipper.
Paige...
Let her go. It might seem silly to you, but it's important to her, I know.
See? It helps to be an empath.
No, it helps to be a sister.
Hell's bells. What have we got here? What, is there a Xena convention in town or something?
On your knees.
Excuse me? I got a better idea. How bout you get on your knees instead.
Who are you to speak to us that way?
Kara.
You don't command us, we command you.
This isn't Valhalla. You don't have dominion over men here.
Then how do you train them? How do they take orders?
They don't.
(Lots of dogs are barking.)
What is going on here?
Badass fight, that's what.
Who said that?
Oh, wait, you mean you can hear me? Well, hallelujah. It's about time.
Please don't tell me you're talking to me.
Are you kidding? I've been trying to get your attention for two days now. I'm in serious trouble here.
Okay. It's okay, Paige. You've dealt with weirder stuff than this. Maybe-maybe my powers are just advancing. Maybe I can understand animals now.
Oh, please, give me a break. Until you accepted that there might be a reason you got this job, you weren't going to be open to helping me.
...
I call upon the Halliwells.
I call our powers to undo this spell.
Make right again, that we must.
Reverse the curse that made this mutt.
Okay, but you don't have to yell at me. 'Cause I can sense how mad you are.
Okay, just 'cause you can sense doesn't mean I can't vent.
Reverse the spell. Reverse the spell.
All right, uh.
Spell was cast,
Now make it pass.
Remove it now,
Don't ask me how.
I mean, just because I could feel some glimmer of Piper's feelings doesn't mean she can. She's completely cut off from them.
Wait, wait, wait, hold it. Isn't there a spell that allows somebody to feel what you feel? Which in this case would be Piper feeling what you're feeling Piper should be feeling... Did that make any sense?
Um, frightening, it did.
Well, then the question is how do we get close enough to her without her kicking our butts?
I could use my new power to counteract hers.
How do you figure?
Well, our powers are emotion-based, right? If I can channel Piper's feelings, why can't I channel her powers? And then use them against her.
Open Piper's heart to reveal,
That part which only Phoebe feels.
Send it back from whence it came,
But don't protect her from the pain.
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