PhoebeThis is perfect. We need a theme. You're an artistic, creative type.
A theme?
PhoebeYeah, I'll explain on the way. Us theme, you potion.
Me peeved, you annoying.
Played by Alyssa Milano
Charmed · 1,127 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Charmed: in 549 of its 1,127 quotes
Most scenes with: Piper Halliwell (308), Paige Matthews (123), Prue Halliwell (105)
Scenes with Phoebe Halliwell 479
PhoebePhoebeOkay, so what exactly are you doing now?
PhoebeBasking in the brilliance of our failure.
PhoebeIt's about good versus evil, and wrong versus right, and our job as witches to fight the good fight.
Dr. Seuss, is that you?
PPPiper, Phoebe, and Paige
Evil is a faithful foe,
but good does battle best.
We witches will, with these words,
waste the warlocks evil zest.
PPPiper, Phoebe, Paige
Being of creativity,
Hide yourself now from me,
Your light that shines upon our face,
From our vision now erase.
PhoebeOkay, you guys, we have a warlock to catch. And I know were beaten, and I know we're tired, but that does not mean we can just lay down and play dead.
I don't think we're gonna have to play.
I went from all powerful demon to mere mortal overnight.
PhoebeYou are not mere. Baby, you are anything but mere.
Next to the Charmed Ones, I'm a potted plant.
PhoebeAm I the world's biggest bitch or what?
Nah, too easy.
Phoebe(to paige) You haven't told us and we've been dying to know. What happened in your past?
I found out that I wasn't responsible for the accident.
Of course you weren't.
(Paige looks sad.)
PhoebeThen what's wrong?
It just makes me sad that my parents will never see us, or what I've become.
Actually, that's not quite true.
(Paige's adopted parents appear in the dining holding hands.)
Uh, Leo?
Let's just say that I owe Clyde now.
PSPaige's Mom
We know who you are honey, what you've become.
PSPaige's Dad
We've been with you every step of the way and we're so proud of you sweetheart.
(Paige hugs her parents.)
PhoebeI can't sleep because I miss Cole too much. If he doesn't come home soon, I'm going to turn into a vampire.
Jokes like that in this house, not so funny.
PhoebeI'm gonna need a few things. A sage stick, five white candles and...
JJuror
A magic wand.
PhoebeNo, incense. I'm gonna summon the dead.
JJuror
Ooooh.
PhoebeWhat are you doing?
JJuror
Looking for wires. This is some kind of trick.
PhoebeDid you find any?
(Piper, Phoebe, Leo and Paige are talking about a murder case. Glen walks in.)
Hey, there, Glen!
What did you hear?
GGlen
Excuse me?
PhoebeShe said what are you doing here?!
(Paige and Glen head for the kitchen.)
PhoebeIs he staying here?
Mm-hmm.
PhoebeI think you need to talk to her.
I did, and apparently I was the only one paying attention.
PhoebeWhat good is being a witch if I can't just twitch my nose and make the laundry fold itself.
Which witch can do that?
PhoebeSamantha Stephens. From Bewitched.
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