Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Leo!

Phoebe

I thought you were a pacifist.

Leo

I didn't kill him, did I?

Piper

I gotta tell you, I find this side of you very sexy.

Leo

Really?

Piper

Yeah.

Phoebe

You've been holding out on us.

Why do you run from me?

Paige

Why are you chasing me?

Because we're meant to be together

Paige

That is not true! Does this look like King Arthur's court buddy?

It doesn't matter, we're meant to conceive an heir my love

Paige

Stop saying that!

Phoebe

You guys want some privacy?

Paige

This is not funny!

Phoebe

You're changing the subject.

Piper

No, I'm ignoring you.

Phoebe

Generations of Halliwells have fought demons and had kids. It didn't stop them, why should it stop you?

Piper

Did it ever occur to you that maybe this is none of your business?

Phoebe

Oh, that's besides the point.

Cole

(quietly) What's not supposed to be here?

Phoebe

Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.

Piper

(satisfactorily) Yeah, I know, it was ugly.

Piper

Leo! Leo!

Paige

Will you stop with the Leo Leo, you're driving me crazier than I already am.

Phoebe

Ahh!

Piper

What? What is it? What did you see?

Phoebe

I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?

Phoebe

Sorry...had to grab my broom.

Piper

For what?

Phoebe

Well for flying, silly.

Phoebe

I think it worked.

Paige

Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head.

Piper

Are you really my husband?

Leo

Yes.

Piper

And that would make you two really my sisters?

Phoebe

Whether you like it or not!

Phoebe

Is something wrong.

Piper

No. Everything is just right.

Paige

Except my chair...

Piper

Yeah... which, ummm, I'll actually pay to replace.

Paige

Oh God no. It's not your fault. (Paige pauses) Or is it?

Piper

Actually, yeah... it is. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house, in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it, but...

Paige

Nah. It wasn't my favorite chair. Besides, it is kinda good to know I am not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.

Phoebe

No, trust me, you are in good company.

Leo

Well, the good news is that you won't have to deal with the Source anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.

Cole

Not bad enough though, he'll be back.

Phoebe

So. (Rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest) He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.

Cole

(Pulls Phoebe up against him) Why Ms. Haliwell, are you trying to seduce me?

Phoebe

Always.

Piper

Ewwww...

Paige

Okay... I'm just going to go to the store and get some milk or something...

Leo

(to Piper) You sure you're okay?

Piper

Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but I think that's the one thing that actually keeps me sane.

Leo

Well, you deserve a normal life Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that once we banish the Source once and for all.

Piper

And who knows. Maybe one day I could have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?

Leo

Well in that case...

Piper

Oh!

Leo

Need to practice a little.

Piper

Leo!

Phoebe

We have to stop meeting like this.

Cole

Marry me.

Phoebe

What?

Phoebe

What do you want?

The same thing you do, only I call him Belthazor.

Phoebe

Where are you going?

Piper

P3

Phoebe

At 9 in the morning, don't club kids sleep in?

Piper

Corporate party, big money, total nightmare.

Phoebe

Uh, what if there's an attack?

Piper

At 9am? Don't demons sleep in?

Phoebe

So, I was thinking, since you're the potions master, isn't there something you could whip up? Some kind of protection potion, maybe?

Piper

Pheebs, if there was such a thing as a protection potion we'd be mixing it in our morning coffee.