Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Well then we need to find Paige, and hope that she's not in trouble, so we can find Phebe and hope that she's not in trouble.

Piper

Oh, he's way too big for my tiny magic.

Piper

Phoebe, we can’t just schedule vanquishes. Okay, demon attacks don’t usually fit into the day planners.

Piper

Leo, we are up to our pointy little hats in demonic problems here!

Piper

What are we supposed to do, go back to the Middle Ages or the Dark Ages, or whatever the hell ages those are?

Piper

I'm gonna be sooo happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.

Piper

Let go of me so I can blow him up. I'm gonna blow you up!

Piper

Great, well, I say the only good Source is a dead Source.

Piper

Now that I know what we're up against I can practically taste the potion. I don't know what it does, but it tastes pretty good.

Piper

Look out Nancy Drew coming through!

Piper

This demon didn't even seem to know who we were, which by the way I find insulting.

Piper

Having problems with geriatric you?

Piper

(After she blows up a demon.) What an idiot, doesn't every demon know by now, who's house this is?

Piper

Paige could see that Cole clearly had turned evil, and she tried to tell me over and over and over and over and over... and over. That doesn't even sound like a word anymore.